just stuck my finger in a blender and pressed the trigger!!!

[deutschman]

i feel like throwing up and passing out all at the same time!!!! it hurts so god dam bad! i was cleaning an immersion blender after makind salad dressing and forgot to unplug the fucker!!!!!!! bam!!!! three huge gashes opened up on my left pointer finger!!! no joke here! typing with one hand. pictures of my ridiculous stupidity tomorrow. fuck this hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[navid41691]

And your first thought was to share with r3v?

[F34R]

Blend your face next time retard, and whocares unless you lost a finger.

[RUFFLZ]

el oh el

[lambo]

Ambiguity...

[ak-]

I had to figure out why would you stick your hand in a blender before googling what an immersion blender was.


Ouch

[willworkfore30s]

Will it blend? You better fucking believe it.

[Wh33lhop]

[kalib0y]

pics tomorrow or it didnt happen...

[deutschman]

ok pictures. for those of you who have a hard time with blood maybe leave now...






















































and yes that is blood spatter from the blender!!!!



hurts more now that it is wrapped!!!!

[deutschman]

yes i am a dumb ass. yes i have a high pain threshold. yes i wanted the last bit of dressing out of the inside of the blender! fuck!!!!

[5Toes]

Man looks like an onion!

[VANOS714]

Oh shit that looks like it fucking hurts.

[red_e30]

carnage

[lolcantturn]