just stuck my finger in a blender and pressed the trigger!!!

[mr.vang]

i just bang my pinky on sunday and its still numb. i feel your pain bud

[Ayman]

I don't see that happening. That looks pretty gnarly.

[deutschman]

Hope it gets better for my m20 swap in two and a half weeks :(

[deutschman]

Oh. Stop whineing. Your gonna live its a long ways from your heart. :)


Its only a finger anyway.

Dam strait!

Know how I know you're gay?


...you were making salad dressing with an immersion blender.

Finger update. Just talked to my mom who is a midwife and a nurse and she said I would have been wasting my time in the emergency room last night. The three cuts can not be stitched because of how close together and jagged they are and I am allergic to tetanus shots. I am just keeping it clean dry and wrapped up. As I have said before, "its not the worst I have had." Thanks for all the kind words and advice guys! lol


cleaning it this morning

[mrsleeve]

Oh. Stop whineing. Your gonna live its a long ways from your heart. :)


Its only a finger anyway.

[KenC]

Know how I know you're gay?


...you were making salad dressing with an immersion blender.

He's a chef, IIRC.

[Turf1600]

Blend your face next time retard, and whocares unless you lost a finger.

Hey can you do me a favor and try to sound like more of a douche?

[e30trooper]

Nice one dude!

[Rsully70sev]

Know how I know you're gay?


...you were making salad dressing with an immersion blender.

[ohthejosh]

Okay now everyone imagine if you were wasted as fck and..............




It was your dick.






Cringe more than when I told you guys to imagine getting a slow paper cut on the tip aye?


JK OP your a testiment to the manliest of men but eats salads! btw was it gushing or just slowly leaking blood?

[AbeSonic]

Dude don't lie. It looks like you just got done finger banging your GF she just so happened to be....well, you know... ;)

Lolz but seriously :jk:

[m73m95]

[DatUtahGuy]

I think it's too late, cut it off now to prevent losing your entire arm to gangrene. True story.

[hfabricius]

yes i am a dumb ass. yes i have a high pain threshold. yes i wanted the last bit of dressing out of the inside of the blender! fuck!!!!

At least you weren't using your tongue to get it... amiright?

I know the feeling though, I took a chunk out of my left middle finger do to a poorly placed table saw replacement blade. Any worse and I would have been screwed since I was on an island.

[Bimmerman325i]

So, your first instinct was to tell r3v rather than go to the hospital?

SMRT.