Your cop encounters

[ANDRÜ]

Was doing 65 in a 40 on my way to the golf course where I worked. Pulled over, got a warning b/c the cop golfs there sometimes.

[JasonC]

98% of the time i've been pulled over i've been in the wrong anyway. I just stay cool and and be honest to the cop. One time i got pulled over for speeding, when i know i wasnt. Probably cause i was a 17yo in a Muscle car driving around. But when i had my first e30, it was lowered some, and had tinted windows. i got pulled over alot in it, i know i was getting profiled... But to see the troopers face when he leaned over to look in the car and seen a tall skinny white guy that was dressed normal and acting and sitting normal, the look was priceless! But all the other times like i said, i was in the wrong anyways lol

[oxymoron]

got pulled over for tailgaiting when i was stoppeda t a light.. in the front of the line

[raywillet]

Many moons ago cruising down the strip at the oceanfront being idiots, in my friends new style yellow VW Beetle (because we're ballers like that), riding slow since its a weekend and traffic is stacked, when a horsehead sticks his head in the window. My buddy has his radio blasting, looks up at the rider of the horse and says "Huh?" Rider says something, he turns the radio down, and says "huh?" again. "PULL OVER!"

VBPD has mounted patrols on the oceanfront during the summer. We got pulled over by a horse. $100 ticket for his loud radio, if I can remember correctly.

[JinormusJ]

^^^^
Loud stereo tickets are well deserved. That ish is gay and immature. Roll up your windows cause its freakin 40 degrees outside and no one but you wants to listen to your music..

//End Rant (Not bashing directly on you, but when I see rasshats rolling around thinking their bad cause theyre trunk can rattle, I wanna take a knife and slash their tires...)

99% of cops are white trash on a power trip, the other 1% are self righteous ass hats, naive enough to think they actually make a difference.

THIS. Cops are the "absolute authority" of the road, yet I see them driving through cars, barely missing accidents, and speeding 100MPH all day: What happened to "Lead by Example"? I guess you give and idiot a badge and a gun, and then he thinks he's the king of all mankind. I'm all for respecting authorities, and I ALWAYS do, but it never seems to pay off.. Give to Caesar's what is duely his I suppose...

[Jboss12]

Was doing 65 in a 40 on my way to the golf course where I worked. Pulled over, got a warning b/c the cop golfs there sometimes.

goin 65 with 4 flat tires?? ;)

[MisterMiniS]

lets see.
1) I was 16 and it was 1 am (curfew), cop driving opposite way thought I was going to fast (no radar). I was, but he had no proof, so no ticket. Very nice guy though.

2) Got pulled over in my old cooper s for 'changing lanes too fast'. Just got a warning for that.

3) Got pulled over in cooper s for wreckless driving for going around a corner too fast (no screeching..nice tires). Got a warning.

4) Got pulled over a 43 in a 40. I think he was just randomly checking for DUI's and that was enough to pull me over. He told me to slow down. lol

5) First time going to airport, get ticket for 43 in 35 trying to figure out where to go...oh well. $155, zero points.

6) Was at a red light, cop behind me, second in line. Car in front starts going, I start going, we hit about 35-40 and then all of a sudden the front car changes lanes. Well, he did it because there was a huge construction barrel in the road in the middle of my lane. However, due to speed and little time I had to react (could not see it due to car in front changing lanes so late) I swerved into oncoming lane (no one at all was there...I'm confident my subconscious made sure before we swerved :p). Of course, cop pulls me over. I tell him I could not slam on my brakes (would have hit barrel still and cop probably would have hit me) and could not go into the right lane because there was a car there. Anyways, he let me go.

7) playing with fireworks on july 3rd where they are illegal. Have bottle rocket in my hand, cops pulls up, I freak, drop it. It shoots and hits the cop car. I bolt and he chases me. I am pretty athletic and outrun him.

8) Got pulled over for flashing a cop to warn him that a different cop was radaring just down the street (oops). Told him I was going to change lanes and put my blinker on but a bump made me hit my brights. He has no proof otherwise and lets me go.

That said, I was as polite as possible through all of this.

[Dozyproductions]

8) Got pulled over for flashing a cop to warn him that a different cop was radaring just down the street (oops). Told him I was going to change lanes and put my blinker on but a bump made me hit my brights. He has no proof otherwise and lets me go.

That said, I was as polite as possible through all of this.

I love it when they get pissed about that! My cousin in poland got pulled over by a speed trap and he was only pissed about the on coming traffic not giving him the heads up. /CSB


Accelerated into a yellow light left turn and a cop pulled me over. I had no insurance, no license (medical reasons) and no brains obviously. Some how he checked my DL and gave it back to me without his system telling him shit. While he's giving my DL back he notices a little wooden canister where I kept my weed I recently smoked. He knew exactly what it was and asked me when was the last time I smoked. Told him the truth and he let me go. I guess he knew a Kiezun before because he asked if I was polish or lithuanian.


After driving the car stock for a year I installed HR sport springs, Bilstein Sports, M3 control tower bearings, M3 cabs and new wheels and tires. I think I made a left turn in front of my house at 35-40ish? They pulled me over in my driveway and I told them what I just got installed. They said they understood and told me not again. There are good cops out there :)

[DatUtahGuy]

Usually I get fucked with for being brown, no joke either. When a cop pulls me over he approaches with his hand on his gun, all John Wayne and shit. Then proceeds to try to anal rape me for everything wrong with my car (including not having my registration signed)

For the most part I don't care, I have enough bullshit tickets to wipe my ass for a year, I just try to have fun with it now because it gets repetitive.


This is me trolling hard after being pulled over for super dark tint on my Tiburon, for the 4th time. Problem officer?

[Vivek]

Oh yeah, I've also gotten busted for fireworks in like Wyoming on vacation. Apparently they're illegal in Jacksonville but not in the state. The hotel manager called the cops, two cops came and just made us throw the stuff out. I took pictures of them too (maybe not the smartest idea but whatever).

[Brezzi]

I been pulled over for all types of dumb shit all my fault I'll admit. Most notably I've been pulled going 101 in a 65 and got pulled over for driving with my lights off after dusk with a quarter of marry jay on me, cop was like "does your dad know your smoking weed?" I was like "I dont smoke officer this area is full of college kids maybe its just in the air" got away with that some how too.