Missing limbs or fingers?

[Farbin Kaiber]

my penis. its gone.

I bet it's lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

[TurboJake]

My brother lost his face in a car accident where he snapped the steering wheel with it. It was later reattached.

Because I know people will ask. 89 buick century.

Me? I've just broken a lot of bones. Some of them several times. You never want to break your femur. Trust me.

[Dj Buttchug]

lets see.
broken collar bone
fractured #13 vertebre in my back
broken elbow
completely wrecked right knee. ACL MCL
several concussions
a shit load of stitches
lifeflight.

no missing limbs tho

yea, motocross bro

[Rau]

Broke my right ankle falling into a service pit at work about 5 years ago. Rebroke it during a jiu-jitsu match ( asshat didnt know anklelocks were illegal for white belts ) tennis elbows from being armbarred. Pulled neck muscles from guillotines. Numerous black eyes from punches/knees/heel/elbows. Bloodied nose from knees.



Broken collarbone from rollerblading, circa 1993.

[series88]

Broke my wrist and arm when I was 4, cracked my head open when I was 6, had a nail go through my right foot at 8,hit mildly by lightning at 10 or 11, almost cut off my right ring finger but luckily was sewed back on when I was 13, had a car drop on my chest early this year (no damage there surprisingly,just a fat ass bruise) but yeah, still intact...

[Rau]

,hit mildly by lightning at 10 or 11

There is no mildly about it. Lightning is lightning

[series88]

There is no mildly about it. Lightning is lightning

Well yeah but I wasnt seriously burned. :D

[redsubdivisions]

Stories?

I was in 8th grade and because I wasn't really the most popular kid in school, a group of the "cool" kids thought it was a fun idea to gleek water at people (spitting water through their teeth). Well, one of them decided to do it to me and when I told him to stop, he did it again. I don't know what happened that day, but I just snapped. I think it was because I was getting ragged on so much for being a nerd, who knows. It was over 10 years ago when it happened.

I lost it on the kid and kept throwing punches until I had a teacher rip me away from him. Not going to lie, I was so pissed, I almost started crying. It wasn't until a good 6 or 7 minutes that I realized I bashed my hand up pretty nicely. All that adrenaline really made me twitchy. lol After that, I didn't really have any problems with anyone.

I know...CSB...lol

[Joe G]

In a jar somewhere in a candle lit basement?

Shhhhh...I'm going to steal it back and if your girl plays her cards right its getting mailed her way. ;) That or its gonna go to vlad for a re-spray. Im thinking d-schwartz.

I bet it's lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.

splendid tune.

[freeride53]

I have broken:
-radius
-ulna
-2 ribs
-nose
-ankle
-jaw
-a finger
-a few concussions, when i got rear-ended last summer in my old ass Peugeot, got a pretty good concussion and hella whiplash.

[ButtJuice]

I got stung by a bee once, fuckin' hurt. Just put some rubbing alcohol on it and the swelling went down pretty quickly...

[slammin.e28]

Shhhhh...I'm going to steal it back and if your girl plays her cards right its getting mailed her way. ;) That or its gonna go to vlad for a re-spray. Im thinking d-schwartz.

Holy fuck Jew G!
































D-schwarz? Really? Make it Cosmos to match my M3 and I'll mount it on the chood.

[cawb352]

I came off my motorcycle a few years ago at 60 MPH. Rolled it endo 6 times and walked away with no major injuries.

[MAXELHOFF]

no, no, I'm good.

1. Struck by lightning.
2. Bitten by alligator.
3. Broken neck.
:yawn:

[Roysneon]

Dislocated my Patella really badly in a rugby game in HS. Broke my foot skateboarding and that didn't really heal right like the guy that posted before so now the bones fused together at an angle. Also broke my leg when I was really really young, like 3 or something. I don't remember shit, though.