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Originally posted by herbivor View Postsmuts= hot sluts
I say "S my D" all the time.
I too use Canadian, but not in a racist way.
go S a D you C!"I wanna see da boat movie"
"I got a tree on my house"
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A bunch of Aussie slang. Some of these are pretty offensive/ distasteful, but its Aussie humour (we're all basically bastards) and not meant to be taken to heart.
Mods- please edit/ delete if so.
Bull dyke- Particularly aggressive same sex attracted female. Not favoured in girl-on-girl action for male entertainment (such as jelly wrestling).
waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles- 1) Male or female who has caused mild inconvenience. 2) After more than five years of marriage, one’s spouse (of either sex). Often heard immediately before the slamming of doors or the throwing of dishes. (“waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles!”). 3) Any person who cuts one off in traffic.
waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of a (also "cunnerva")- Of poor quality or aggravating character. “This is a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of a job”, “That was a cunnerva thing to do, mate!”
Deadshit- 1) Person appraised as being of below average intelligence, 2) person with limited understanding and experience of the real world; politician (“What a deadshit Tony Abbott is!”). 3) Person who disagrees with one’s point of view (“You’re such a deadshit!”). 4) An American.
Deadshits- The rest of the world in general (“look what the deadshits are doing in the Middle East”.)
Dickhead- 1) male not endowed with superior intelligence. One who intentionally pursues unintelligent ends by unintelligent means; politician. 2) Any male when compared to oneself.
3) In motoring, any nearby driver.
Fucking bitch- Same as waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles (2)
Fucking waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles- Male who has caused significant inconvenience.
Fuck me!- Expression of mild surprise. Not generally a call to action.
Fuck me dead!- Expression of exasperation or great surprise.
Fuck off!- 1) “Leave the vicinity with all haste!”. 2) (dismissively) I reuse to comply,
3) Expression of surprise and disbelief (“Fuck off! Really?”)
Fuck off, waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles!- Go away. I do not like you and I am not joking..
To fuck off- To go away generally (“Where’s he fucked off to?”), also instruction (“Why don’t you just fuck off?”).
Fuck one off- To dismiss, get rid of ("The Mormons came to the door but I fucked them off quick smart!")
To fuck off early- To leave one’s place of employment before the agreed finishing time. (“This job gives me the shits. I am going to fuck off early.”)
Fuck me dead!- “I am quite upset and frustrated.”
Fuck you!- 1) “I am angry with your recent action”, 2) “I refuse to comply with your request”.
Poofter, poof- 1) Male who enjoys the company of women to that of his mates 2) male who is “same sex attracted” 3) Male with whom one is not friendly. 4) Teenage suicide victim
Poofter bashing- Popular Saturday night sport for bright young lads from the suburbs.
Skippy poofter- Same sex attracted Caucasian Australian male. Popular Saturday night target for bright young lads from the inner suburbs with loud cars. Any Australian male not of Middle Eastern heritage.
Oxford Street- Once a Sydney neighbourhood predominantly the haunt of skippy poofs. Now mainly frequented by trendy and more than averagely attractive young heterosexual women with long legs, tall boots, short skirts, prominent breasts, a taste for extremely expensive cocktails and the social skills to get them for free.
Mardi Gras- a world-famous, vibrant celebration of homosexual liberation in Oxford Street. A parade most enjoyed by heterosexuals and nuclear families, after which the nation returns to the usual denigration, scorn, condemnation and abuse of poofters (particularly by devotees of religious faiths whose central dogma is “love”).
Shit- 1) eliminate stools from the anus, 2) upset (“You shit me”)
Shit to tears Intensive of Shit (2) (“You shit me to tears”)
(Oh) Shit! In motoring and aviation, famous last word(s).
Shits, the shits- 1) diarrhoea, 2) a generalised bad feeling, metaphorically the emotional equivalent of diarrhoea, 3) feeling of boredom, aggravation or frustration (“This job gives me the shits!”). 4) upset generally (“He’s got the shits.”)
Shit house 1) outdoor water closet, 2) dunny, 3) place of work, 4) school, 5) habitat of dunny budgies (q.v.).
Shithouse- Of poor quality ("How did you go in your exam?" "Shithouse!")
Shit stirrer- Agent pocrotaveur proc povacr pacro silly dickhead
Shitfer brains- Vocative for one not highly regarded (“Hey! Shitfer brains! Get yer arse over ‘ere!”),
(Have) shit for brains Be more than averagely incompetent (“He’s got shit for brains.”)
Slut- woman of loose morality prized by men for pre-marital sexual relations.
Virgin- Woman of chaste virtue preferred by men as a marriage partner.
Tinny- 1) Drink can made from steel 2) Boat made from aluminium
Ocean outfalls- Until the 1990s the preferred means of inserting the numerous and world-famous “Manly mullets” and “Bondi cigars” into the waters of Sydney’s world-famous swimming beaches, Bondi and Manly. Until the 1990s you could pinch a loaf (q.v.) in the Western Suburbs on Friday and go swimming with it at Manly Beach on Sunday. Since pipes were laid along the seabed away from the sewerage works, now areas in the ocean one or two kilometres off Sydney famous for the prolific, strange-tasting fish to be caught there.
Hostage negotiations- The measured release, on a case by case basis, and after due and diligent consideration, of stools from the anus.
Pinch a loaf- 1) engage in hostage negotiations. 2) Also famous grounds for transportation from England to somewhere immeasurably better. (An example of the compassion of 18 th Century English “justice” now being revived by the Australian Ministry for Truth.)
Wanker 1-) Male who has sex exclusively with the only human being who knows exactly how he likes it. 2) What the “W” in George W. Bush stands for.
Up oneself, be 1-) Characteristic of a wanker who forgets that there is only one person in his perfect relationship. (“John Howard is up himself.”) 2) Be American.
Youse- Plural of “you”. Commonly used by pugilists with incipient brain damage (“I love youse! I love youse all!”). Not to be confused with homophonic inamoratae of New Zealanders (apocryphally).Last edited by tg318is; 05-17-2012, 06:38 PM.Tim.
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tg318is - where is dodgey?
I pretend to use yoked, yoked out when describing flex appeal. Or releasing the cobra - flexing your lats. lol
trollup - unattractive female
Crush, crushing it, crushed it - dominated whatever you just did.
Boston people use "fuck" in every imagineable way and then usually throw a "kid" or "guy" in there a few times. Guy, I just went to the fah king packy (liquor store) and grabbed a thirty, now you're telling my it's not going to be a- fah king-nough? Fah Q kid, go to the fah king store yourself...These two people still remained friend because...
Most people not from the Northeast don't understand the extremely sarcastic tone that the locals find funny. This is prevelant with people from other cultures such as Asian/Indian cultures, until they realize it is a joke - then they love it. I love when some of my friends from China or Korea start busting my balls on nonsense, I feel like we really made a connection. haha
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Have a lot of Irish friends here so i've been using alot of their words.
Craic= deal
"Whats the craic?"
bits=like shit
after a night of drinking, "i'm in bits" or "my stomach is in bits"
Skint=broke
grand=good
shite=shit
I use 'your man' alot. Can be used to indicate anyone. The drunk guy at the bar= Your man at the bar. Has nothing to do with knowing the person or being 'yours' just a way to say 'the guy'.
Many many more. Irish English is so rich with colorful terms and curse words. I love listening to it.turk@gutenparts.com
Originally posted by JandersonProperly placed zip ties will hold bridges together.
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Originally posted by matthugie View PostI use homonyms all the time: there, they're, their; waste, waist; wait, weight...
Acronyms on the other hand, that may be what you're looking for.
Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.
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