Germans and toilet brushes.

[Thizzelle]

isn't house keeping suppose to clean everyday? this is why you don't need a brush in a hotel room.

[Sailor37]

good thing you didn't go to Greece....when we were there in the navy, the first time I had to use one of these in a public restroom, I was like WTF?!!!

[gp.plus]

You supposed to poop in that??^^^

[Vivek]

Yup. You squat. The angle is actually much better for shitting than just sitting down.

[evandael]

i love this forum

[Fusion]

My theory:

There's something we in surrounding countries call a German toilet.

Exhibit A - a German toilet


Your duece drops into a shallow pool on the poop shelf of the shitter. You're basically sitting in your shit and the smell is therefore pronounced to a point where you can taste it. Your log is alive and deadly until you flush. When you do, the bastard leaves a huge fucking stain. Thus the need for a] wiping it with your hand b] using the holy brush.

Exhibit B - a normal toilet


Your shit falls into a deadly pool of water and drowns. The smell only escapes during the deuce's freefall or if he happens to be a swimmer.
My grandma had a German toilet for years so I speak from experience.

The design is something I never understood and I was mindfucked when my grandma told me that they would only flush once a day durring the war to save water. I also always wondered if women had piss all over their butt/thighs due to the angle/backlash. Never asked.

Also unknown in the US is the high-rise reservoir. My grandma had that too. The reservoir is raised about 6 feet above the German shitter to provide more water pressure, probably to effectively clean the mess on the poop shelf, thus no need for a brush.
The freefall splattered on my legs a couple times before I learned how to use this contraption, being accustomed to everything american.

[Vivek]

Someone should make a thread with a collection of all the threads on here about pooping.

[blocke]

This thread reminds me of my "taking a shit at work" thread.

[Massimo]

[deutschman]

Lawl. That's because they don't have illegal Mexican immigrants that they can hire to clean their toilets for them.

You ever herd of Turkey, because it's Europes Mexico.