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  • evandael
    R3VLimited
    • Oct 2009
    • 2881

    #16
    blunt, always bringing the cringe-worthy lawls.

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    • F34R
      sLaughter
      • May 2009
      • 12385

      #17
      I feel it would ruin them.
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      • e30vert
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jan 2005
        • 1789

        #18
        Tell her that you believe that she is a very intelligent person and that with her intellect she must surely know that if you two are not having sex regularly and a mans sex drive is typically greater than that of a womans then repressing that sexual drive is not "healthy" for the relationship. Then tell her you know of her detest and dislike of porno and would like to know if she has any positive suggestions.

        Life is too short to tolerate "I have a headache honey" over and over again. Situations like this are a leading cause of infidelity. Perhaps she is trying to push you towards infidelity and you should ask her that question.

        She is your adult partner. Dont you think you should pull your balls out of her handbag and start a friendly discussion? Friendly being the operative word.


        Good luck sleeping with your chosen life partner...

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        • previasc96
          Banned
          • Dec 2009
          • 99

          #19
          Thank you all for the super responses! I love BMW ppl!

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          • Sailor37
            E30 Modder
            • Mar 2010
            • 985

            #20
            Originally posted by blunttech
            My wife caught me watching porn last year and was all disgusted. I dont think it was the "porn" in general but the man on man aspect I get off on
            yea, that was probably why

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            • camip
              E30 Fanatic
              • Nov 2011
              • 1253

              #21
              porn keeps me from cheating on my girlfriend with nasty hood rats not saying I'm not faithful but a mans gotta nut when a mans gotta nut

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              • slaterd
                E30 Mastermind
                • Jul 2011
                • 1731

                #22
                ^werd they just don't get it. We need a female ambassador for us guys to women that way they'll get the fucking message.
                Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                • long tall eta
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 1536

                  #23
                  do what i did, make nymph your wife. make your own porn. be happy.
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                  • Thizzelle
                    R3V Elite
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 4422

                    #24
                    you gotta get the poison out
                    "I wanna see da boat movie"
                    "I got a tree on my house"

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                    • slammin.e28
                      שמע ישראל
                      • May 2010
                      • 12054

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Thizzelle
                      you gotta get the poison out
                      Nothing beats getting it out all over your SO's face though! ;)
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                      • previasc96
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 99

                        #26
                        Getting the wife sauced up puts her in a mood were she throws it at me anyway I want! Doesn't even take getting her drunk, just a little typsy LOL!

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                        • herbivor
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 1420

                          #27
                          I don't mind telling my wife when me and the fleshlight have a date night. Sometimes it's nice to have some me time.
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                          • Axxe
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 3355

                            #28
                            Originally posted by long tall eta
                            do what i did, make nymph your wife. make your own porn. be happy.
                            +1. Either that or you gotta deliver. That way when there is no delivery, there is demand. And then you supply.


                            Keep it slideways!!

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                            • Mr. Tasty
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 3421

                              #29
                              to the mooon
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                              • flyboyx
                                R3V OG
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 8371

                                #30
                                Originally posted by herbivor
                                I don't mind telling my wife when me and the fleshlight have a date night. Sometimes it's nice to have some me time.
                                um.... how do you clean that thing out when you are done with it?
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