The Amish at walmart

[Mr. Burns]

I live about 20 miles out of a little Amish village.

They park their horse and buggy in walmart, and shop for sundries when they're not selling their furniture or fruit along the side of the highway.

There is this one Amish girl however....

MMMmmMMMMmmmmmMMmmmm gives me the fuckeyes whenever fate crosses our paths.


DAT BONNET!!! YUSSSSSSSS

/end communication.

[slammin.e28]

I live about 20 miles out of a little Amish village.

They park their horse and buggy in walmart, and shop for sundries when they're not selling their furniture or fruit along the side of the highway.

There is this one Amish girl however....

MMMmmMMMMmmmmmMMmmmm gives me the fuckeyes whenever fate crosses our paths.


DAT BONNET!!! YUSSSSSSSS

/end communication.

I lived in PA for a while. I know exactly what you mean.

[Ryan Stewart]

Work that shit. Do the girls get the "chance to explore the world" like the dudes do? Maybe you could play the "forbidden fruit" angle, I could imagine its like the catholic girls but x10.

[Mr. Burns]

at the risk of offending anybody, or crossing any "political correctness" boundries...but...

don't you think there is a fair chance that the degree of incest is probable?
also...how does one approach one of these fair damsels?

do I bust out my breakdancing pad and complete a couple windmills and finish off with a full stall?

or whitle her a ipod?

I know they can't have radios in their village, but I wanna see the reaction when I invite her into my car with 2X12's thumping some Wu-Tang...

maybe i'm setting my expectiations too high.

[Mr. Burns]

Work that shit. Do the girls get the "chance to explore the world" like the dudes do? Maybe you could play the "forbidden fruit" angle, I could imagine its like the catholic girls but x10.

you're talking about rumspringa.

I should advertise a Rumspringa cruise about the town and rent a Dodge Caravan.

we'd hit up the arboritum/library/museums so fucking fast...

[z31maniac]

This is a thread title which implies pics.

[Mr. Burns]

I actually have pics...lemme search my automated computing device and I'll post them.

[dude8383]

This is a thread title which implies pics.

i second this notion.

[F34R]

This is a thread title which implies pics.

Agreed, and if he does not post some he should be banned.

[der affe]

Offer to stuff her with your lebannon bologna

[priapism]

Pics before any further advice is given.

[Mr. Burns]

I can't find my frekin' pictures

either way, it's not a shot of said amishbombshell, but just their horse and buggy parked at walmart droping steamers in the parking lot.

[FunfGan]

This thread disappoints so far.

[slammin.e28]

I can't find my frekin' pictures

either way, it's not a shot of said amishbombshell, but just their horse and buggy parked at walmart droping steamers in the parking lot.

So....you're into that kind of Amish....we see, I see....

[F34R]

this thread disappoints so far.

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