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  • Mr. Burns
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2011
    • 3516

    #1

    The Amish at walmart

    I live about 20 miles out of a little Amish village.

    They park their horse and buggy in walmart, and shop for sundries when they're not selling their furniture or fruit along the side of the highway.

    There is this one Amish girl however....

    MMMmmMMMMmmmmmMMmmmm gives me the fuckeyes whenever fate crosses our paths.


    DAT BONNET!!! YUSSSSSSSS

    /end communication.
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times
  • slammin.e28
    שמע ישראל
    • May 2010
    • 12054

    #2
    Originally posted by Mr. Burns
    I live about 20 miles out of a little Amish village.

    They park their horse and buggy in walmart, and shop for sundries when they're not selling their furniture or fruit along the side of the highway.

    There is this one Amish girl however....

    MMMmmMMMMmmmmmMMmmmm gives me the fuckeyes whenever fate crosses our paths.


    DAT BONNET!!! YUSSSSSSSS

    /end communication.
    I lived in PA for a while. I know exactly what you mean.
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    • Ryan Stewart
      I Love Miatas
      • Oct 2003
      • 8978

      #3
      Work that shit. Do the girls get the "chance to explore the world" like the dudes do? Maybe you could play the "forbidden fruit" angle, I could imagine its like the catholic girls but x10.
      Im now E30less.
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      • Mr. Burns
        No R3VLimiter
        • Aug 2011
        • 3516

        #4
        at the risk of offending anybody, or crossing any "political correctness" boundries...but...

        don't you think there is a fair chance that the degree of incest is probable?
        also...how does one approach one of these fair damsels?

        do I bust out my breakdancing pad and complete a couple windmills and finish off with a full stall?

        or whitle her a ipod?

        I know they can't have radios in their village, but I wanna see the reaction when I invite her into my car with 2X12's thumping some Wu-Tang...

        maybe i'm setting my expectiations too high.
        Originally posted by flyboyx
        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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        • Mr. Burns
          No R3VLimiter
          • Aug 2011
          • 3516

          #5
          Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
          Work that shit. Do the girls get the "chance to explore the world" like the dudes do? Maybe you could play the "forbidden fruit" angle, I could imagine its like the catholic girls but x10.
          you're talking about rumspringa.

          I should advertise a Rumspringa cruise about the town and rent a Dodge Caravan.

          we'd hit up the arboritum/library/museums so fucking fast...
          Originally posted by flyboyx
          i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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          • z31maniac
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Dec 2007
            • 17566

            #6
            This is a thread title which implies pics.
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            • Mr. Burns
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              • Aug 2011
              • 3516

              #7
              I actually have pics...lemme search my automated computing device and I'll post them.
              Originally posted by flyboyx
              i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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              • dude8383
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                • Jan 2005
                • 10387

                #8
                Originally posted by z31maniac
                This is a thread title which implies pics.
                i second this notion.
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                • F34R
                  sLaughter
                  • May 2009
                  • 12390

                  #9
                  Originally posted by z31maniac
                  This is a thread title which implies pics.
                  Agreed, and if he does not post some he should be banned.
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                  • der affe
                    Moderator
                    Technical
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 8452

                    #10
                    Offer to stuff her with your lebannon bologna
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                    • priapism
                      E30 Enthusiast
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 1182

                      #11
                      Pics before any further advice is given.
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                      • Mr. Burns
                        No R3VLimiter
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 3516

                        #12
                        I can't find my frekin' pictures

                        either way, it's not a shot of said amishbombshell, but just their horse and buggy parked at walmart droping steamers in the parking lot.
                        Originally posted by flyboyx
                        i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                        • FunfGan
                          R3V Elite
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 4958

                          #13
                          This thread disappoints so far.


                          Go here be happy!

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mr. Burns
                            I can't find my frekin' pictures

                            either way, it's not a shot of said amishbombshell, but just their horse and buggy parked at walmart droping steamers in the parking lot.
                            So....you're into that kind of Amish....we see, I see....
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                            • F34R
                              sLaughter
                              • May 2009
                              • 12390

                              #15
                              Originally posted by funfgan
                              this thread disappoints so far.
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