The Amish at walmart

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  • quickervicar
    E30 Enthusiast
    • Jun 2009
    • 1197

    #16
    Just repeat this phrase to her:

    "Zeit fur hehm geh und schrave"

    or, phonetically,

    "Tsite fyur hame gay uhnd shravv-uh"

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    • 5spoke
      E30 Mastermind
      • Sep 2007
      • 1729

      #17
      She is hot, he said

      I have pics, he said.

      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.
      This is the internet. Just make something up.

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      • Thizzelle
        R3V Elite
        • Oct 2008
        • 4422

        #18
        just use the course in this song, works eveytime. Pretty much begining of song.
        "I wanna see da boat movie"
        "I got a tree on my house"

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        • Pac1373
          E30 Mastermind
          • Feb 2008
          • 1746

          #19
          Originally posted by quickervicar
          Just repeat this phrase to her:

          "Zeit fur hehm geh und schrave"

          or, phonetically,

          "Tsite fyur hame gay uhnd shravv-uh"


          *mooneyes* you had me at Zeit" *gush*
          Originally Posted by ACMF74
          i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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          • quickervicar
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Jun 2009
            • 1197

            #20
            (hint: schrave is the key word there)

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            • Ryan Stewart
              I Love Miatas
              • Oct 2003
              • 8978

              #21
              Originally posted by Mr. Burns
              at the risk of offending anybody, or crossing any "political correctness" boundries...but...

              don't you think there is a fair chance that the degree of incest is probable?
              also...how does one approach one of these fair damsels?

              do I bust out my breakdancing pad and complete a couple windmills and finish off with a full stall?

              or whitle her a ipod?

              I know they can't have radios in their village, but I wanna see the reaction when I invite her into my car with 2X12's thumping some Wu-Tang...

              maybe i'm setting my expectiations too high.
              I was recently watching some thing on Discovery about those people and apparently they cheat so much on the "no technology" thing. I guess it allows it for your business but people justify facebook for a business.
              Im now E30less.
              sigpic

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              • franco90
                No R3VLimiter
                • Nov 2006
                • 3185

                #22
                FAIL no PICS

                I've always been proud of being a Marine.
                I won't hesitate to defend the Corps
                "Supersquad"

                ‎"Prostitutes are a sub-category of Amusement Parks"-

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                  I was recently watching some thing on Discovery about those people and apparently they cheat so much on the "no technology" thing. I guess it allows it for your business but people justify facebook for a business.
                  Most of them now a days are the "new world" Amish. The Old world ones are dying out. We've got Mennonites north of here. I saw one of the old ones driving a new Honda the other day. There's a few Amish in the town I live in, they all drive, etc, etc. Usually the huge church vans, but sometimes in mini vans, etc. We called 'em the black bumpers cause they would paint all the chrome on the bumpers black.
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • Xat1cZ
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 2020

                    #24
                    Here's something for you to look at while lusting



                    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                    • slammin.e28
                      שמע ישראל
                      • May 2010
                      • 12054

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Xat1cZ
                      Here's something for you to look at while lusting



                      http://modifiedliving.com/Amish/erotica.htm
                      There are NWS I assume? ;)
                      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                      • cabriodster87
                        E30 Enthusiast
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 1042

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Mr. Burns
                        how does one approach one of these fair damsels?
                        Disguised as Amish Hunk"O"Man.

                        EDIT: Talk the talk.
                        sigpic
                        Reich und Roll!

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                        • priapism
                          E30 Enthusiast
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 1182

                          #27
                          404 bonnet not found
                          sigpic
                          -Sean : 91 Calypso 325i : Castro Motorsports SoCal Spec E30 #33

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                          • Mr. Burns
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 3516

                            #28
                            Hellno brotates...

                            Amish women are like the reverse suicide girl.

                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                            i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                            • VANOS714
                              E30 Enthusiast
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 1195

                              #29
                              Post pictures of her or bomb this thread.

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                              • slammin.e28
                                שמע ישראל
                                • May 2010
                                • 12054

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Mr. Burns
                                Hellno brotates...

                                Amish women are like the reverse suicide girl.

                                Agree'd.
                                1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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