Looks like my paint job is going to have to stop :( (HOA issues)

[slammin.e28]

Start your own HOA. Get people to secede and join you, then march on the capital, capture it, and raze it.

(Hey...beats burning down the neighborhood, right?)

[drumad]

No. I'd much rather burn down the hood.

Isn't it your bday today? how many houses do you want to blow down?

[Ryan Stewart]

also the HOA i was at you couldn't do any car work at all, not even change the oil or wax your car. but i did everything just leave the door down and when they come to the door you just don't answer it.
I've looked through a window and they saw me but just went straight back to what I was doing, ignoring them. As long as they don't see what I'm doing all they can do is speculate which doesn't fly. One time someone came to my door and I was watching TV with the window open. we looked at each other and I just went back to watching TV while they sat there outside just watching me watch TV hoping I would answer the door LOL shit was funny.

In that case I would call the police and say they were a peeping tom.

[slammin.e28]

No. I'd much rather burn down the hood.

Isn't it your bday today? how many houses do you want to blow down?

23, if they'll all fit. I know when you get past 10 it's hard to find a quality cake that will hold that many.

[Rose E30]

I've heard of builders locking jackass building inspectors in basements before, petitioning to get them fired, and straight up knocking them out.

Nice

[Thizzelle]

Thanks for the words everyone.

I just ended up cleaning the drive way and having a buddy of mine do the paint for me.

Since I got this offense, I know that my house is under more surveillance so I'm going to see how many warnings and citations I can rack up. We're given notices and not fined until either the third or fourth warning.

I wonder how much my neighbors like electronic music. I still have my party equipment from my college days.

(I'm joking, but I did respond with a formal letter and such. I don't want to waste my time and effort at any of these meetings. Also, I just found out that to go to these meetings, I have to make a request to show up. Why can't I just show up? I don't want to waste my time.)

sounds like they set up the rules to fuck people over. at my old HOA you would just show up and discuss shit.
also got alot of parking tickets and never payed them since it was their own ticket system. I left and the owner called me but I told him I know nothing, don't know what happened from there lol.

[roguetoaster]

There are plenty of reasons some red could be leaking onto your driveway....

How did I miss this before!?!

[LivingLegend06]

someone needs to post the link about the Audi getting booted in an HOA.

edit:

http://www.gtplanet.net/forum/showthread.php?p=3060584

DAMMIT, I read that now I cant find out how the audi story ended. The original thread on vortex is long gone. Anybody know what happened? How dare you post a link to half of a story and leave me hanging like this.

[Massimo]

^
Happy I didn't read the link.

I would google the thread name, along with vwvortex should come up as a archive link.

[genocide98]

Conclusion:

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?4643489

[drumad]

Dude is a fucking horrible story teller.

[freeride53]

I let my family's HOA kiss my ass every so often...

http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=242764

[drumad]

damn, what gets me is that random comment that guy made on the last page, wtf?

[freeride53]

The original, the best.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?3880087-So-my-Audi-got-booted-and-this-is-what-I-m-going-to-do-about-it....discuss

[Thizzelle]

that thread was for days