Dui?

[miichaelsmith]

Anyone wanna share their stories?

[TurboJake]

I see this going downhill faster than an avalanche.....

[RUFFLZ]

[ak-]

My friend who is a USC sophmore fell asleep at the wheel drunk on the fwy.
Rammed into another car totaling both cars.
Coincidentally, the victims car driver was also drunk. DUI's for everybody!

Another underage girl friend of mine was driving ~40mph, also drunk, steadily on a main street.
She then abruptly steers left with no reason and goes perpendicularly into a wall.
The wall also happens to be part of the police station's building, so lol. DUI!



I haven't even tried alcohol yet.

[StealthiE30]

This one time i got drunk as a skunk, called a cab, went home, the end. I let my friends get the DUI's.

[Sailor37]

If you're illegal, no problem

[Vedubin01]

If you're illegal, no problem

hahahahaha!

[Pl3wA]

dis one time. i was all like, yeah. then there was this dui. then i was like there is no way

[lolcantturn]

dis one time. i was all like, yeah. then there was this dui. then i was like there is no way

[Rsully70sev]

Never gotten one myself. I saw my friend get a DUI for driving stoned though, true story.

I was down in San Diego doing my thing with the dispensaries, and got back to my buddies house to smoke and enjoy the herb I brought down. We had two blunts going between 3 people, so it was like a baton race (puff, puff-pass). After we were stoned as a topless woman in Saudi Arabia, we decided it would be a great time to get Oreo Cookie milkshakes at Jack In The Box.

(For those of you familiar, this is the Jack in the Box near SDSU and the Arco gas station.) We make the journey there, got some milkshakes, egg rolls, etc. Pulling out of the drive through my friend cut off a police officer, instantly hit with the red & blues. We were pulled over, cop was joking around with us "oh ya got the munchies huh?" and I presented my medicinal documentation and said "yes the car smells like weed, I smoke tons of weed" but the driver was another story.

He asked the driver if he smoked and he moronically said "oh yea haha, we just smoked and got food, we're on our way home" immediately he had to do a field sobriety test (meanwhile cop after cop keeps showing up) and myself and another friend were sitting in the car thinking "oh this is going to be a breeze"...

Cop came back to the car, said "You friend is under arrest for driving while intoxicated, you're all legally pedestrians right now, and if you don't go home I can have you guys arrested for being intoxicated in public." I knew the last line was full of shit, but I didn't want to test the officers.

3 months later it was dropped to a "wet and wreckless"...not a full blown DUI, but he was arrested and booked on the spot, and yes I ate his egg rolls back at home.

[FunfGan]

Cop came back to the car, said "You friend is under arrest for driving while intoxicated, you're all legally pedestrians right now, and if you don't go home I can have you guys arrested for being intoxicated in public." I knew the last line was full of shit, but I didn't want to test the officers.

How is that full of shit?

[TurboJake]

and yes I ate his egg rolls back at home.

'atta boy.

[E30_Pare]

Ahhh I could do for a cheesecake egg roll from deltaco

[Aptyp]

my loser roommate has a breathalyzer in his car... got caught twice and had to spend a night in Jail.

I had to take a breathalyzer and field sobriety test. Being foreign, the cop thought I was slurring, lol. I was sober.

[ohthejosh]

Ahhh I could do for a cheesecake egg roll from deltaco

that sounds disgustingly delicious.