I love my Girlfriend, but...

[camip]

bro, she gives great head. No need for there to be a "massacre" on my bed.

Fuck that just put a towel down or hop in the shower. Real men beat waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles up no matter what. Do you think Spartans didn't hump when their wives were on their periods? Of Course they didn't wait.

[Mr. Tasty]

Different strokes for different fokes.

[Pac1373]

have you thought about dropping a book on her head?

[slammin.e28]

have you thought about dropping a book on her head?

Damnit, I had something good but forgot it when I busted out laughing.

[accident]

Got my RBC when I was 16. Don't be a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[slammin.e28]

RBC is easy.

Dem

red wings

is a bit harder.

Slammin' doesn't even have dat.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

Two summers ago the girl that I was dating at that time was "on" and we were going at it anyway. She was down in the OBX in a rental house with some of her friends for the week. So we're going at it period style in the rental house and the cheapo bed doesn't have a head board. It was a good 15-20 minute bang session and both parties were satisfied. However, I look up at the wall and its smeared all over with blood like some Haitian voo-doo sacrafice. Evidently in the foreplay session of our bang I warmed the oven with a finger or four and bloodied my hand. Didn't realize it at the time and was later bracing myself against the wall during the bang. I ended up getting blood all over it; it pretty much looked like this:

[accident]

I've got the wings too. No fucks.

[slammin.e28]

I've got the wings too. No fucks.

I call fucks.

[accident]

Girls are always surprised when I'm willing to do it while they're bleeding. It's just a little blood, I don't give a shit.

[slammin.e28]

Nah mang. Nah.

I'm a queasy motherfucker with blood.

Although I will say the red card has been stamped by every girl I've been with.

[ohthejosh]

extra lube if ya ask me ;)

[Xat1cZ]

Two summers ago the girl that I was dating at that time was "on" and we were going at it anyway. She was down in the OBX in a rental house with some of her friends for the week. So we're going at it period style in the rental house and the cheapo bed doesn't have a head board. It was a good 15-20 minute bang session and both parties were satisfied. However, I look up at the wall and its smeared all over with blood like some Haitian voo-doo sacrafice. Evidently in the foreplay session of our bang I warmed the oven with a finger or four and bloodied my hand. Didn't realize it at the time and was later bracing myself against the wall during the bang. I ended up getting blood all over it; it pretty much looked like this:

[slammin.e28]

extra lube if ya ask me ;)

[ohthejosh]

^I read that in his voice. LAWLZ