Originally posted by codyep3
View Post
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
I love my Girlfriend, but...
Collapse
X
-
Originally posted by Pac1373 View Posthave you thought about dropping a book on her head?1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5
Comment
-
Two summers ago the girl that I was dating at that time was "on" and we were going at it anyway. She was down in the OBX in a rental house with some of her friends for the week. So we're going at it period style in the rental house and the cheapo bed doesn't have a head board. It was a good 15-20 minute bang session and both parties were satisfied. However, I look up at the wall and its smeared all over with blood like some Haitian voo-doo sacrafice. Evidently in the foreplay session of our bang I warmed the oven with a finger or four and bloodied my hand. Didn't realize it at the time and was later bracing myself against the wall during the bang. I ended up getting blood all over it; it pretty much looked like this:
www.truegearhead.com
- bad decisions & questionable cars
Comment
-
Originally posted by accident View PostI've got the wings too. No fucks.1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5
Comment
-
Girls are always surprised when I'm willing to do it while they're bleeding. It's just a little blood, I don't give a shit.
Originally posted by ROLLingKINGi have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.Originally posted by slammin.e28Moral of this story?
If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.
Comment
-
Originally posted by ReallyDirtyThirty View PostTwo summers ago the girl that I was dating at that time was "on" and we were going at it anyway. She was down in the OBX in a rental house with some of her friends for the week. So we're going at it period style in the rental house and the cheapo bed doesn't have a head board. It was a good 15-20 minute bang session and both parties were satisfied. However, I look up at the wall and its smeared all over with blood like some Haitian voo-doo sacrafice. Evidently in the foreplay session of our bang I warmed the oven with a finger or four and bloodied my hand. Didn't realize it at the time and was later bracing myself against the wall during the bang. I ended up getting blood all over it; it pretty much looked like this:
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future
Comment
-
Originally posted by ohthejosh View Postextra lube if ya ask me ;)1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5
Comment
Comment