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  • OniKyan
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    Sex is gross, you guys. This is a car forum, FFS. You people are soooo nasty.

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  • Thizzelle
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    fucking nasty sexin girls on their period, yeah I've done it but it's not that fun when you look down and it looks like you killed an animal with your dick

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  • Thizzelle
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    Originally posted by delatlanta1281
    still glad I don't watch SNL

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  • Q5Quint
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    You are not truly a man until there is blood on your sword?

    Also congratz on the man-weekend

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  • Xat1cZ
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  • Axxe
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    That's when you play the back 9!

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  • Mr. Burns
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    I read it in Skeletor from He-Mans voice:(

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  • slammin.e28
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    I do that every time, haha!

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  • accident
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    I did too lol

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  • ohthejosh
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    ^I read that in his voice. LAWLZ

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  • slammin.e28
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    Originally posted by ohthejosh
    extra lube if ya ask me ;)

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  • Xat1cZ
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    Originally posted by ReallyDirtyThirty
    Two summers ago the girl that I was dating at that time was "on" and we were going at it anyway. She was down in the OBX in a rental house with some of her friends for the week. So we're going at it period style in the rental house and the cheapo bed doesn't have a head board. It was a good 15-20 minute bang session and both parties were satisfied. However, I look up at the wall and its smeared all over with blood like some Haitian voo-doo sacrafice. Evidently in the foreplay session of our bang I warmed the oven with a finger or four and bloodied my hand. Didn't realize it at the time and was later bracing myself against the wall during the bang. I ended up getting blood all over it; it pretty much looked like this:


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  • ohthejosh
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    extra lube if ya ask me ;)

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  • slammin.e28
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    Nah mang. Nah.

    I'm a queasy motherfucker with blood.

    Although I will say the red card has been stamped by every girl I've been with.

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  • accident
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    Girls are always surprised when I'm willing to do it while they're bleeding. It's just a little blood, I don't give a shit.

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