I love my Girlfriend, but...

[slammin.e28]

I've got the wings too. No fucks.

I call fucks.

[accident]

I've got the wings too. No fucks.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

Two summers ago the girl that I was dating at that time was "on" and we were going at it anyway. She was down in the OBX in a rental house with some of her friends for the week. So we're going at it period style in the rental house and the cheapo bed doesn't have a head board. It was a good 15-20 minute bang session and both parties were satisfied. However, I look up at the wall and its smeared all over with blood like some Haitian voo-doo sacrafice. Evidently in the foreplay session of our bang I warmed the oven with a finger or four and bloodied my hand. Didn't realize it at the time and was later bracing myself against the wall during the bang. I ended up getting blood all over it; it pretty much looked like this:

[slammin.e28]

RBC is easy.

Dem

red wings

is a bit harder.

Slammin' doesn't even have dat.

[accident]

Got my RBC when I was 16. Don't be a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

[slammin.e28]

have you thought about dropping a book on her head?

Damnit, I had something good but forgot it when I busted out laughing.

[Pac1373]

have you thought about dropping a book on her head?

[Mr. Tasty]

Different strokes for different fokes.

[camip]

bro, she gives great head. No need for there to be a "massacre" on my bed.

Fuck that just put a towel down or hop in the shower. Real men beat waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles up no matter what. Do you think Spartans didn't hump when their wives were on their periods? Of Course they didn't wait.

[Mr. Tasty]

bro, she gives great head. No need for there to be a "massacre" on my bed.

[delatlanta1281]

rbc?

red badge of courage.

[camip]

For real^ its just like being conscious by thinking of how everything you do will affect the partner your living with.

[Mr. Tasty]

it's different man. Moving in with someone changes the game. My GF isn't crazy about the roommate, and the roomie is moving out in August. She's a messy mofo.

[Pantless Spency]

yeah im pretty sure if i lived with my GF and her closest friend it would actually be really fun.

but with her and her cousin? my brain would explode.
they are crazy together and not in a good way hahhahaa.

[Mr. Tasty]

rbc?