I love my Girlfriend, but...
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fucking nasty sexin girls on their period, yeah I've done it but it's not that fun when you look down and it looks like you killed an animal with your dickLeave a comment:
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still glad I don't watch SNLLeave a comment:
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You are not truly a man until there is blood on your sword?
Also congratz on the man-weekendLeave a comment:
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Two summers ago the girl that I was dating at that time was "on" and we were going at it anyway. She was down in the OBX in a rental house with some of her friends for the week. So we're going at it period style in the rental house and the cheapo bed doesn't have a head board. It was a good 15-20 minute bang session and both parties were satisfied. However, I look up at the wall and its smeared all over with blood like some Haitian voo-doo sacrafice. Evidently in the foreplay session of our bang I warmed the oven with a finger or four and bloodied my hand. Didn't realize it at the time and was later bracing myself against the wall during the bang. I ended up getting blood all over it; it pretty much looked like this:
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Nah mang. Nah.
I'm a queasy motherfucker with blood.
Although I will say the red card has been stamped by every girl I've been with.Leave a comment:
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Girls are always surprised when I'm willing to do it while they're bleeding. It's just a little blood, I don't give a shit.Leave a comment:

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