worst/most funny puke experiences

[E30_Pare]

^thats a good gf

that picture makes me wish I still had this picture of me in college this girl took it and think she deleted it basically I'm naked on a toilet puking and shitting at the same time. you could say I was seven shades of fucked.

[lambo]

Oh man...

Went to a party out in the desert last semester...turned out to be a bust. So we headed over to this girl's apartment and just drank there. Got super drunk and felt the urge...

Went into her bathroom and let it all out. Most of it went into the tub but the second round went into the toilet. So I finished spewing my guts out and pass out furled around the toilet only to wake up to my friend sitting, pants down, passed out on the toilet...no less than a foot and a bit away from my face.

Needless to say we don't talk about it.

[Brezzi]

^essentially but ass fuckin naked no garments

[F34R]

I was 15 at the time and got wasted on a shit ton of vodka. Puked all over my buddies car, mapholder floor out the window everywhere. Then puked all over the floor after the frat house guys cleaned the floor. was so damn funny.

Second time was about two years ago when my good friend and his wife went to a house warming party(not a drink to get wasted party, nice party med buzz tops). I managed in my sadness of breaking up with my woman of 4+ years to kill a whole bottle of Grey Goose then puke all over the new house lol. Then in his car and all over their house when we got back home. That is the only times I have ever threw up. I broke my record sober spree of 3 years on that night. funny thing is I became sober at 21.

I made a mistake and ate before both times, I have to have about 1hr before drinking then I am good to go all night. And I drink enough to murder people, I just never black out. Just go lay down and nap. Is anyone else like that? I never get black outs or hang overs.

[E30_Pare]

Man I don't want to party with you. Lol.

Once in Vegas was stayin in a friends grandparents summer house. Living with all about 9 close friends guys & girls for 3 days was a tough experience. Anyways after destroying the house the two day before the last night I decided to get plastered with a homie. Everyone was knocked out tired fucking pansies so it was me, him, & mother fucking Kirkland vodka tall bottle. doing business. After an hour of straight shots until a majority I the bottle was missing I was but fuck wasted. Supposedly we went to McDonald's I order 100 chicken nuggets ate 20 & tried to use the jello shots a dipping sauce. When I finally knocked out I slept for about 30 min on the floor next to a bed my friend was sleeping on before the invitable happened. Was feeling the urge & was no way it would end well. Was already gagging & before u know it I turned into the first door I could find that I thought was a bathroom & unleashed my cheap vodka chicken nugget jelllo shot fury. Destroyed the closet & proceeded down stairs to destroy the grandparent room & bathroom. In the end I passed out in the bathtub. In the morning they had to rent a rug doctor lol. Had the worst hangover of my life after that. Never agian.

[Massimo]

This other time I was riding in my friends back seat on the way back from a heavy night of drinking at the bar and suddenly I felt the urge and couldn't hold it down. I uttered, "Doug your gonna hate me" a blew it all out the side window of his Subaru. I apologized and cleaned it when we got back but it probably would have been hilarious to watch that from outside of the car.

The countless times I have been sitting at the lights and seen a car drive passed with someone puking out the window. lol

[slaterd]

Me and my stomach have made a no-puke pact. Its been a cease fire for over 20 years now. I simply refuse to puke. Even when drunk.

Lucky you. If I have a decent buzz then I can't lay down. Once my body goes horizontal while buzzing, instantly, the room spins. I remember the first big party I went to with my high school girlfriend, I was a little passed buzzed, a little under drunk. Went to the bedroom with her and once I layed down, HWOOOOOOOOOOO! Instant spins and threw up on her tits! Let's say she was instantly ex material and everyone had a good laugh, including me, when I walked out of the bedroom looking for another beer. "Fug it mang".

[tg318is]

A few years ago my mate had a carry on party from new years. My brother bought home a bottle of Polmos Spirytus Rectified Spirit (95% irc) from his work. I don't know how much I drank, or what happened after 3pm. What I do know is I woke up at 7am half in the tub with my pants wrapped around my head, puke everywhere. Stumbled outside and see my mate washing his dog.. May have hurled all over the poor thing on my way to throw up in the pool. A 2 day hangover followed. Never ever again. Ever.
That was the last time I've been absolutely plastered. I hate the feeling you get before blacking out, where you know shits going south in a big way. fugdat.

Apparently every time I get drunk I tie my pants around my head :drink:

[E30_Pare]

^^^ lord of teh pants over here

[Balleristic31]

A few years ago I had the stomach flu and had eaten a Carls Jr 6 dollar jalenpeno burger earlier in the day. My stomach doesnt particularly like spicy foods even though my mouth loves them. Anyway, that night I woke up and knew it was coming. I sprinted to the bathroom and couldn't make it to the toilet so the sink was my only option. As I hurled, full chunks of jalenpenos sprayed out of my nostrils. Basically lighting my sinuses on fire.

Twas a night to remember

[ohthejosh]

I almost...ALMOST... puked while taking a duece. I ate curry the day before and it had the worst smell coming out. I made it through okay tho. I wouldve been epic if were to happen but at the same something that I wouldve never wanted to experience.

[miichaelsmith]

I almost...ALMOST... puked while taking a duece. I ate curry the day before and it had the worst smell coming out. I made it through okay tho. I wouldve been epic if were to happen but at the same something that I wouldve never wanted to experience.

Lulz

[e30vert]

Story one:

Back in high school I went to a buddies house to swim and play pool. We drank for 1/2 the day. Then stayed over for dinner. He made spagetti. An hour later I awoke from being passed out with what looked like brains all over my crotch and upper legs.

Went to a warehouse party in the Mid 80's in the valley and it was tremendous. Multiple Kegs, Lots of women to dance with, you name it. I ended up tapping one of the kegs pretty hard and then doing shots with some bro's. We all went outside and were all in a big circle having conversations and such. I was sitting on this girls car that I knew from school - Bianca (will never forget she had an early MG and it was maroon with some light flake) I felt the urge and while in mid conversation I just whipped my head to the left and launched a 3-4 foot stream of projectile vomit. It hit the hood in a solid stream and ricocheted up onto the front windshield. I just whipped my head around afterwards and kept on talking. I remember in my drunk stupor the looks on people faces when they saw that. Good times!

Went to see Chris Issac at the Omni in Oakland on New Years one year (forget which one) and drank 2 full bottles of champagne as my girlfriend would not drink with me.
Then drank 2 gin and tonics (horrid stuff) then 4 beers. After that I was told that I just backed up to the wall in the upper balcony and just slowly sank down the wall to the floor where I tilted my head forward over my lap and passed out. Concert went on and girlfriend had to ask two of the bouncers to pick me up and walk me down the stairs and outside. Ragdoll style.
Got outside stumbled to the car. Girlfriend was driving through Oakland at about 1 in the morning scared shitless. Im drunk in the passenger seat and puking out the window that is just partially cracked. The puke is just oozing down the window and side of the car. I see visions of people grimmacing as they look me in the face passing the car. I wave and move my fingers in the puke at the top of the window kinda like finger painting to get the people more grossed out. I am out of my mind. Then - Car runs out of gas completely on the freeway. Should have put more than 5 bucks in I guess. Girlfriend shit a brick and pulls over while yelling at me profusely. I simply recline my seat and roll over for a needed nap. LOL . Girlfriend start landing blows . I continue my beauty rest. CHP officer pulls up and asks girlfriend if she needs help. Story is exchanged with officer who provides fuel and helps get the car going again. Im still nappin. Get to next offramp pull into gas station and cop watches me open passenger door roll out onto pavement , get up stumble into restroom with door slung wide open and projectile vomit all over everything. I walk out and say " That was really something for the record books" He says to go right home and be safe.
I get back in car and resume my nappin. We get home . She leaves me in the car to sleep overnight. I wake up in morning and all I see is the headliner of the vehicle and have no idea in hell where I am and how I got to where I am. Panic stricken I think the headliner is the liner to a coffin lid and start kicking and screaming. I think I might have been a bit alcohol poisoned. Needless to say that was one wild night and the beginning of the end.

[Brezzi]

^LOLOLOL I'm guessing you two aren't together anymore?

[SpeicherBimmer]

One night back in Texas some friends and I got absolutly slammered on Patron and Wild Turkey. Those don't mix very well and I ran outside the front door to puke over his tiny front porch. I didn't quite make it over the side and ended up puking on the bottom half of the 3 stairs leading up to the house. He had one of the hammock chairs hanging from the tree out front so I plopped myself down into it and started to slowly spin around watching everyone else drinking and talking next to me. Then the Wild Turkey decided to come up again, and I started puking as I was spinning slowly around in this Mexican hammock chair...My friend said it looked like a lawn sprinkler of puke....If that isn't bad enough a short while later another one of the guys drinking with us runs out of the house because some heifer that was there literally ripped his shirt off; as he ran down the stairs he hit my puke remnants and fell face first into some dog crap, causing him to immediately projectile vomit chunks of pizza all over some girl when she came by to see if he was alright. Still one of the best party nights of my life.