Ever fall in love with a stripper?

[DatUtahGuy]

^^ Watchout chumps, we have a PIMP over hurr

[Stanley Rockafella]

[quote=Stanley Rockafella;3306484][quote=5ickride;3304926]
This all lasted for about 5 songs and i couldve kept going except i didnt want to spend too much. She then offers me her number saying she wants to see me again. I gladly accept. [quote]

this is how you know it's true love.

The girl I picked up didn't even dance for me. I didn't want her to. She took it as an insult until I told her I thought she was very attractive and that she didn't need to dance for me. Then she gave me her number without me asking for it..

[Cletonius]

my razr can't..forever never receiving nudez from le females

I have a mint condition Cingular branded blue GSM razr v3 with the box and all accessories, including sealed car charger if you want to upgrade. It sends pics like a champ. Needs a battery though, $35 shipped

[mikeedler]

wow, what's up with the all grown up now R3V??????

hit it man, I bet you don't have the balls!!!!

[daytonaviolet]

dont do the crime, if you cant do the time :parrot:

[j0oftheworld]

I love all the youthful r3v innocence in this thread! Gives hope for the future.. :nice:

[dannyyisntt]

But seriously though, don't cheat on your wife for a stripper. Do it with her mom! Then tell her mom jokes for years to come

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[gtdragon980]

My first time at a strip club, I fell in love with a stripper. She was so hot, face and body, and she gave me the ultimate birthday lap dance anyone could have. I had people like, "damn man you are getting the works out here!". I seriously couldn't get that girl out of my mind for about 2 weeks and I swear its that damn perfume they wear! It just hypnotizes you and makes you want more from them! But seriously though, don't cheat on your wife for a stripper. Do it with a celebrity!

[cale]

[quote=5ickride;3305985]Wish i could get pics but she said her phone sucks and couldnt send any.quote]

Must be true, she's a stripper after all.

[Thizzelle]

this is another reason to not get married, cuz now you fuck up 2 lifes instead of one if you bang bang. Don't do it it's not worth it unless your single. And it's easy to fuck a stripper, my friend and I have done it a few times. They are fucking bat shit crazy, fuck a few times then bounce.

[gwb72tii]

hire a good attorney

[der affe]

You still have a razr?

Because hipster

[FunfGan]

my razr can't..forever never receiving nudez from le females

You still have a razr?

[slammin.e28]

u should get the rippers # and text them If you can TAP IT!!!. ( TAP IT Thread!!)

Jack the Ripper?

[sweet6e30]

u should get the rippers # and text them If you can TAP IT!!!. ( TAP IT Thread!!)