Ever fall in love with a stripper?

[Desaevious]

I'm posting because I laughed and for not other real input. Goddamn I need to get back into R3V OT.

[F34R]

Go back into your hole, 47 post in 3 years. Haha!

Who gives a fuck about his post count? There is Euro guys here with 16 post count and 500+hp e30s. No need to be a fucking tool.

On topic:
If you love your wife you will think with the head on your shoulders. If not enjoy giving your money away for thrills. She does not like you, she likes your money. Not my place to tell you what you should and should not do. Maybe it is just that I hold marriage to a higher standard. Just sounds like you should have never gotten married, then you could enjoy this kinda stuff.

When my girl is doing something with her friends I go work on my e30 or catch a movie. There is about 6 strip clubs in a 6mile radius, and never once thought to go in there. Just nasty women that are dirt bags, looks are not everything. Loose women are a turn off IMO.

Side note: damn you Janderson, I was going to post that! I love that song lol

[MAXELHOFF]

tons and tons

Anyone think it's funny that "Why not" is sooo sensitive to this issue?
Problems?at home?

[Cletonius]

That actaully a reason for there not being many male escorts. Simply because the women fall for the guys.

Makes sense. Not to mention if you can ring a chick's bell right they'll come back for more as long as you allow it.

[DatUtahGuy]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!! Why are people hatin'???

Maybe it's just me, but if this negro wants to dance inside a beezies cornhole with no hall pass I'm all for it, shit I'll subscribe just to see him end up on Judge Judy or some shit.

Play on PLAYA!!

[RUFFLZ]

@WhyNot
I wanna sig everything you say.
I think I...I.....I love you.<3

[Massimo]

Plus the single chicks always get clingy if you do it more than a couple times.

That actaully a reason for there not being many male escorts. Simply because the women fall for the guys.

[Cletonius]

Also a threesome will not fix a marrage or relationship.

+eleventy

Some people seem to think group sex is the answer to relationship problems. If you're not secure in your relationship it will end your relationship. Jealousy is a very real participant in any group sex activity, and for some it can be a turn on but I wouldn't count on it working out that way. Plus the single chicks always get clingy if you do it more than a couple times.

[Massimo]

Explain "unlimited free sex" please. Marriage involves 2 people as equals. IMO you're implying one partner has a subservient role to the other.

Obviously I can't speak for anyone else's marriage, but my wife and I have averaged 8 times per week (with eachother) for the past several years... Communication is key, if you don't talk you don't know.

This

We are about once a week but that is simply because we both work long days, and have just bought a house so the weekend involves working on the house.

Also a threesome will not fix a marrage or relationship.

[Cletonius]

Common misconception of most men who are (getting) married, that he will be having unlimited free sex with the woman from that point on.

Explain "unlimited free sex" please. Marriage involves 2 people as equals. IMO you're implying one partner has a subservient role to the other.

Obviously I can't speak for anyone else's marriage, but my wife and I have averaged 8 times per week (with eachother) for the past several years... Communication is key, if you don't talk you don't know.

[kevmac858]

Sounds like somebody has been doing too much fist pumping

lololollololololol this ^^^ hahahaha

[Jand3rson]

[Grand525]

So messed up man...
You have a wife. What is wrong with you?

Common misconception of most men who are (getting) married, that he will be having unlimited free sex with the woman from that point on.
Forgetting that men want variety of women, just like women always want different shoes.

[Massimo]

I'm not gonna lie and tell you it isn't; it is pretty awesome. It took a bunch of years and a mutual understanding/trust in each other and our relationship to get to where we are now. An open mind helps too.

From the way you reacted to this hot Brazilian stripper and your wife's reaction to your suggestion of a threeway, I don't think you're anywhere close to this point yet. Yes, we all saw that you didn't cheat and it was only lust... blah blah blah... In the end you posted a thread asking the internets for advice instead of going to your wife, who is directly affected, so I suspect those guys with the one-year bet may be onto something.

Man up, talk to your wife. Tell her about your stripperlust, tell her what you think is/was hot about it. If your sex life could use improvement, tell your wife. Tell her what you want to do, and what turns you on. Some of the hottest kinks can start out as something mundane before your imagination kicks in. Point is, talk to her, not to the internets.

Anyways, do whatever makes you happy bro. I'm just a guy on the interwebs with no life experience living in my grandparents basement working my way through clown school.....

qtf

[Cletonius]

I need to get to this level, that sounds awesome!

I'm not gonna lie and tell you it isn't; it is pretty awesome. It took a bunch of years and a mutual understanding/trust in each other and our relationship to get to where we are now. An open mind helps too.

From the way you reacted to this hot Brazilian stripper and your wife's reaction to your suggestion of a threeway, I don't think you're anywhere close to this point yet. Yes, we all saw that you didn't cheat and it was only lust... blah blah blah... In the end you posted a thread asking the internets for advice instead of going to your wife, who is directly affected, so I suspect those guys with the one-year bet may be onto something.

Man up, talk to your wife. Tell her about your stripperlust, tell her what you think is/was hot about it. If your sex life could use improvement, tell your wife. Tell her what you want to do, and what turns you on. Some of the hottest kinks can start out as something mundane before your imagination kicks in. Point is, talk to her, not to the internets.

Anyways, do whatever makes you happy bro. I'm just a guy on the interwebs with no life experience living in my grandparents basement working my way through clown school.....