Ever fall in love with a stripper?

[MR 325]

Trying to ban myself, can't seem to find the button.

[matthugie]

So, your title asks who has fallen in love with a stripper, then you post specifically about lust? Makes sense.

[2quikmotorwerks]

It's 20-fuckin-12, what phone can't sent a picture?

Lmfao

[slammin.e28]

Just scrolled through 7 pages (before my morning coffees) and no pictures.

This thread....fuck it. Err wait....probably not going to happen anyways.

[blocke]

Op obviously leads a miserable insecure life if he seeks attention from strippers, contemplates cheating on his wife "in the name of lust", then posts on r3v to get approval from hordes of 16 year olds with no real concept of marriage or commitment.
What a piece of shit. Hope your wife wakes up and realizes she married a douche.

[MattBimmer]

[RUFFLZ]

It's 20-fuckin-12, what phone can't sent a picture?

my razr can't..forever never receiving nudez from le females

[slammin.e28]

my razr can't..forever never receiving nudez from le females

I think I saw one of those on American Pickers the other day.

[der affe]

Girls in a bikini at a bar?????? Those were not strippers, you were at Hooters. Did they have shitty wings and crap beer there?

[Q5Quint]

I thought people got married just to prove they weren't homo- this thread is confusing.

[Mr. Burns]

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/w/wyclef/perfect.htm

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

[Verse 1]
Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
down, type of tears that money couldn't buy

[Ryan Stewart]

I've actually known a few and hooked up with two of them. Never love though, despite knowing them as human beings first I never took them seriously knowing how fake they can be. It was just for the thrill of a girl that really knows how to move and, kind of a requisite for being a peeler, has no shame.

[Xat1cZ]

...sounds like OP need to get a divorce and let future ex-wife move on to better things while she's young(i guess)

[Regnar75]

Did you forget your wife exists

jk. so are you gonna bang this bad bitch or wut.

literally laughed out loud reading this last part

[e30rapidic]

do some role play with your wife to spice it up. Tell her to go off an have an affair with a stripper and see how you would feel if she even contemplated it.

or better yet try explaining to your wife where she got that funk from. I'd bet any story that starts out with "well, this stripper" equals instant divorce. You would just be another married sucker in the strippers rotation.

But my opinion is that you wrote it for some attention and have already shown this thread to your wife.