Ever fall in love with a stripper?

[Cabriolet]

Why the fuck did you get married if you are just gonna cheat on your wife.
You disgust me.

[E30 331is]

Candle party? wtf is that?
Whatever it is, she aint doin it right for you to be tempted. Leave her, then do whatever you want. Don't cheat.

Here is what im sharing.

Spearmint Rhino in LA, 2nd nite of my bachelor party the guys take me out. Usually its the married guys who enjoy it and use it as an excuse to take the bachelor out for drinks and tits. My best man gets me the hottest in my opinion and in his taste almost a 5foot, petit tatted up firecracker asian. He knows I love them asian girls. She was tiny with and ass for days and huge fake tits. She gave me I would say the best 3 songs there was. She was feelin it alot, making me, Edit: forcing me to touch her, grabbing my hands and placing it on her and all that stuff. The songs were over but she stayed for one last song, she slowed down and started to breath really heavy in my ear while moaning and started grinding really hard. But to her surprise still nothing hard on my behalf and thats when she asked me why no bonner. I told her that she was very attractive but what she was doing wasn't turning me on or even teasing me. She was taken back by it, while she was still siting on me I grabbed her by the back of her heels and with my other arm around her waist I lifted her so I can get up and then gently put her down. I reached in my pocket and only had a hundo. Gave it to her and said thanks for the last dance and walked away.
No more than 5min later after she got dressed and stuff, she came up to me gave me my money back and on a piece of paper was her number and name. She chatted me up again and still was dumbfounded why her tricks weren't working. Thats when I dropped it on her and said I am only sitting here just to make the guys happy, I am happy with what my decision is going to be in 3 days getting married. I then gave her the money which she again refused and told me to keep her number.
I came home and on my black shirt was what looked like juice streaks, and that lovely stripper smell. I threw her number away and that shirt in the hamper. Not once have I thought about what if I called or I should have called. Not even thought about what could have happened or if she was for real interested or wanted money.
I have been happily married since and my wifey does it damn good and better job at keeping me satisfied.

[Dermeister3]

Candle party? wtf is that?
Whatever it is, she aint doin it right for you to be tempted. Leave her, then do whatever you want. Don't cheat.

Here is what im sharing.

Spearmint Rhino in LA, 2nd nite of my bachelor party the guys take me out. Usually its the married guys who enjoy it and use it as an excuse to take the bachelor out for drinks and tits. My best man gets me the hottest in my opinion and in his taste almost a 5foot, petit tatted up firecracker asian. He knows I love them asian girls. She was tiny with and ass for days and huge fake tits. She gave me I would say the best 3 songs there was. She was feelin it alot, making me, Edit: forcing me to touch her, grabbing my hands and placing it on her and all that stuff. The songs were over but she stayed for one last song, she slowed down and started to breath really heavy in my ear while moaning and started grinding really hard. But to her surprise still nothing hard on my behalf and thats when she asked me why no bonner. I told her that she was very attractive but what she was doing wasn't turning me on or even teasing me. She was taken back by it, while she was still siting on me I grabbed her by the back of her heels and with my other arm around her waist I lifted her so I can get up and then gently put her down. I reached in my pocket and only had a hundo. Gave it to her and said thanks for the last dance and walked away.
No more than 5min later after she got dressed and stuff, she came up to me gave me my money back and on a piece of paper was her number and name. She chatted me up again and still was dumbfounded why her tricks weren't working. Thats when I dropped it on her and said I am only sitting here just to make the guys happy, I am happy with what my decision is going to be in 3 days getting married. I then gave her the money which she again refused and told me to keep her number.
I came home and on my black shirt was what looked like juice streaks, and that lovely stripper smell. I threw her number away and that shirt in the hamper. Not once have I thought about what if I called or I should have called. Not even thought about what could have happened or if she was for real interested or wanted money.
I have been happily married since and my wifey does it damn good and better job at keeping me satisfied.

touching.

[m73m95]

Candle party? wtf is that?
Whatever it is, she aint doin it right for you to be tempted. Leave her, then do whatever you want. Don't cheat.

Here is what im sharing.

Spearmint Rhino in LA, 2nd nite of my bachelor party the guys take me out. Usually its the married guys who enjoy it and use it as an excuse to take the bachelor out for drinks and tits. My best man gets me the hottest in my opinion and in his taste almost a 5foot, petit tatted up firecracker asian. He knows I love them asian girls. She was tiny with and ass for days and huge fake tits. She gave me I would say the best 3 songs there was. She was feelin it alot, making me, Edit: forcing me to touch her, grabbing my hands and placing it on her and all that stuff. The songs were over but she stayed for one last song, she slowed down and started to breath really heavy in my ear while moaning and started grinding really hard. But to her surprise still nothing hard on my behalf and thats when she asked me why no bonner. I told her that she was very attractive but what she was doing wasn't turning me on or even teasing me. She was taken back by it, while she was still siting on me I grabbed her by the back of her heels and with my other arm around her waist I lifted her so I can get up and then gently put her down. I reached in my pocket and only had a hundo. Gave it to her and said thanks for the last dance and walked away.
No more than 5min later after she got dressed and stuff, she came up to me gave me my money back and on a piece of paper was her number and name. She chatted me up again and still was dumbfounded why her tricks weren't working. Thats when I dropped it on her and said I am only sitting here just to make the guys happy, I am happy with what my decision is going to be in 3 days getting married. I then gave her the money which she again refused and told me to keep her number.
I came home and on my black shirt was what looked like juice streaks, and that lovely stripper smell. I threw her number away and that shirt in the hamper. Not once have I thought about what if I called or I should have called. Not even thought about what could have happened or if she was for real interested or wanted money.
I have been happily married since and my wifey does it damn good and better job at keeping me satisfied.

touching.

This^

I don't buy a single word of that story. I don't even believe you're married.

[BlackbirdM3]

You do know there was a song by the Tubes about this topic. Yeah its an '80s song, but its still pretty good.

Will

[E30 331is]

This^

I don't buy a single word of that story. I don't even believe you're married.

In Connecticut, New Hampshire, Iowa, Massachusetts, New York and Vermont – as well as the District of Columbia I can be if I chose to.

[RUFFLZ]

Because hipster

this.
used to have an iPhone 4, but I kept derpin off during class and not paying le attention.
had to downgrade to dumbphone because smartstudent.
:LBV smilie:

and just to stay relevant, did you guise know
1 out of 5 married couples inevitably take part in infidelity
in response to cabriolet:

Why the fuck did you get married if you are just gonna cheat on your wife.
You disgust me.

[Fusion]

[Wh33lhop]

So which is it, OP? Dedicated troll or mentally challenged?

[2quikmotorwerks]

Im not taking any sides here but the title of the thread was ever fall in love with a stripper ,not pass judgement on somebody , nor i dont think hes asking opinions. I think alot of peeps need to chill out and go back to working on their e30's sheesh a simple yes or no answer would have done. Just my .02 cents.

[VANOS714]

it's all a game dont fall for it. Thats their job to get money from you... idk good luck.

[lambo]

This thread:

[Pantless Spency]

OP, you suck at life, hope your wife cheats on you/ leaves you for someone better/dumps you on your ass.
you are human scum.

[m73m95]

Damn...

You want a moral compass, just look to R3V!

[diegom6]

You better start watching this...world is small and your wife will find this thread!