Ever fall in love with a stripper?

[StealthiE30]

Nope but I have had sex with a few of them before.

Edit: I didnt read you story first just responded the the thread.
In my experience the ones you get to fuck are the ones you
dont give any money in the club. you have to make em want
teh dick without blowing your cash, otherwise your just a
cow to them and this no bueno. Just my

[mother_russia]

So messed up man...
You have a wife. What is wrong with you?

[idanity]

i made a stripper...fresh out of HS...she moved in with me when she turned 18, and her parents basically disowned her, and sold her car, everything...but she stayed with me.


a few months later, money was tight, and one of my friends was dating a stripper, always had cash, and basically opened her eyes to the easy money..

her 1st day...3 hour shift - $500 bucks.
that lasted a few years, and she went from angel to tatted up, peirced up, tabacco smoking trailer park queen, and i just fell out of lust or love whatever it was.

it was fun, and her friends were mostly the sluttiest chics with attitudes, but her stripper friends, were actually smarter or single moms..it was a bit crazy to think of some 20yo hottie with 2 kids in a motel..but thats where they are...and many of them..come from prestigous families who fuck them mentally their whole life.

imo...better to find a sweet farm girl, then a streetwise dollar grinder

[5ickride]

Nope, not as "buyer"

Not as a buyer, but more of just lusting over a hot stripper.

Stay classy, New Jersey.

Inb4 OP reveals his true identity...

If i bought her a drinnnnk...maybe then lol

"Here's my number" means "Call me and I'll tell you when I'm working so you can come in and spend more on me", not "Hey let's grab a movie and be cuddle bunnies."

Wouldnt want that either. I get the whole call me bit, im under no illusion. The little head just took over the big head.

You know what, I hate when people say that. 95% of all people that hate on NJ have never been anywhere but Newark airport. But what can I say about ignorance, much like wikipedia, people believe everything they see in multimedia and believe it to be true. Jersey Shore does not equal New Jersey.

If this man hadn't put the word wife in his original post, you assholes would be asking him to videotape it for posterity and all your amateur fantasies.

All I can say is know the consequences, be a man and make your own decisions, but be able to handle however it ends up.

This. I shoulda known the audience better. You goin to bfest?

Sounds like somebody has been doing too much fist pumping

I love the fist pump, you should try it.

Sorry for your loss ;)

My wife and I have been to several strip clubs, going with your lady is the best. I love watching my wife stuff dollar bills into a stripper's gstring. And the sex afterwards....

I need to get to this level, that sounds awesome!

It's a tarp dude, run away.

I have know a few of those stripper hoes in my days, the game is to hook you and get you to keep coming back, for more dances.

Stop lusting for a strobe light dancer, them bitches have more baggage/drama than you would ever want.

This is what i needed to hear. Like i said, the little head took over. It happens sometimes.

Lol! Oldest profession in the world.

[m73m95]

[IRON-E]

It's a tarp dude, run away.

I have know a few of those stripper hoes in my days, the game is to hook you and get you to keep coming back, for more dances.

Stop lusting for a strobe light dancer, them bitches have more baggage/drama than you would ever want.

[Cletonius]

This. I've asked in past only to get the stinky eye for the rest of the day.

never again...hah.

Sorry for your loss ;)

My wife and I have been to several strip clubs, going with your lady is the best. I love watching my wife stuff dollar bills into a stripper's gstring. And the sex afterwards....

[dannyyisntt]

You know what, I hate when people say that. 95% of all people that hate on NJ have never been anywhere but Newark airport. But what can I say about ignorance, much like wikipedia, people believe everything they see in multimedia and believe it to be true. Jersey Shore does not equal New Jersey.

If this man hadn't put the word wife in his original post, you assholes would be asking him to videotape it for posterity and all your amateur fantasies.

All I can say is know the consequences, be a man and make your own decisions, but be able to handle however it ends up.

Sounds like somebody has been doing too much fist pumping

[mbonder]

Stay classy, New Jersey.

You know what, I hate when people say that. 95% of all people that hate on NJ have never been anywhere but Newark airport. But what can I say about ignorance, much like wikipedia, people believe everything they see in multimedia and believe it to be true. Jersey Shore does not equal New Jersey.

If this man hadn't put the word wife in his original post, you assholes would be asking him to videotape it for posterity and all your amateur fantasies.

All I can say is know the consequences, be a man and make your own decisions, but be able to handle however it ends up.

[priapism]

"Here's my number" means "Call me and I'll tell you when I'm working so you can come in and spend more on me", not "Hey let's grab a movie and be cuddle bunnies."

[freeride53]

Inb4 OP reveals his true identity...

[Wh33lhop]

Stay classy, New Jersey.

[Grand525]

Guess there aint too many folks in this category...

Nope, not as "buyer"

[5ickride]

Guess there aint too many folks in this category...

[dannyyisntt]

Up until his woman asks her where they met

Jazzercise class