Shower time

[CHIF8008]

almost every shower i take, im scrubbing grease, dirt and who knows what else off of me and out of my rope that i call hair.(it gets that matted up)

have to wash my hair a min. of two times every shower. i like to keep clean so sometimes ill spend the extra time to shave the gewls and anything around the black hole. smooth and clean.who wants dingle berries? nasty. also gotta get that frikin under arm hair- just looks nasty and holds in sweat and odor, get it smooth and clean. Then trim and manscape. brushing your teeth in the shower is helpful while you wait for the conditioner to do its thing. i shave the face when im out of the shower.

[Vivek]

About 15 minutes daily in the morning, but I really won't go more than 25 even if I have all day. I can do short showers, but I just don't like to.

Does anyone else turn the water to all the way hot right before you get out, so you don't get cold from the time you turn the water off to the time you dry off?

[CHIF8008]

we run out of hot water quickly here :(

i dont like it to be steamy when i get out. i want nice crisp cool air

[delatlanta1281]

Hour, but my shower is badass, all handmade German shower heads.

[evandael]

shower?

[DatUtahGuy]

almost every shower i take, im scrubbing grease, dirt and who knows what else off of me and out of my rope that i call hair.(it gets that matted up)

have to wash my hair a min. of two times every shower. i like to keep clean so sometimes ill spend the extra time to shave the gewls and anything around the black hole. smooth and clean.who wants dingle berries? nasty. also gotta get that frikin under arm hair- just looks nasty and holds in sweat and odor, get it smooth and clean. Then trim and manscape. brushing your teeth in the shower is helpful while you wait for the conditioner to do its thing. i shave the face when im out of the shower.

Wait, how do you shave around the hole? That sounds sketch as fuck. All I can muster with my donut powdering hand is shaving my balls smooth and giving my patented arrow design on the shaft. I need to start trimmin' the pits, I just always thought it was a bit metrosexual.

[e30shmobberr]

i got baby wipes to wash myself for now

[RUFFLZ]

Wait, how do you shave around the hole? That sounds sketch as fuck. All I can muster with my donut powdering hand is shaving my balls smooth and giving my patented arrow design on the shaft. I need to start trimmin' the pits, I just always thought it was a bit metrosexual.

bro I did this for awhile, but then shit got WAY too sketch when I almost spliced thru a nut.
never again will I straight razr, only fucks with small scissors now

[kickinindian]

a bit off topic, but while 'dropping some friends off at the pool', i can sit on the bowl reading motorcycle and car magazines until my legs go numb.

yea i was told one time i had been in the crapper through 2 full episodes of Futurama! its just so damn peaceful to read in the smell of your own shit!!

[WhyNot]

yea i was told one time i had been in the crapper through 2 full episodes of Futurama! its just so damn peaceful to read in the smell of your own shit!!

lmao.
maybe because its the throne of the home.??
one time i read the whole magazine and my legs were totally numb.
i couldnt get up. i was like steven hawkins would be if he wasnt faking it to get chicks.
my wife had to pull me up like mel gibson did to danny glover in leathal weapon.
except my bomb was in the bowl...

[AndrewBird]

Unless I'm in a super hurry, 10 minutes minimum. Generally 15-20. Water hot as fuck, even if it is hot out. A shower is one of the very few places you can truly be alone and I savor it.

[Pl3wA]

in jail u get like 1 min of shower time, after that theyre like. GTFO NOW SCUMBAG

[DatUtahGuy]

in jail u get like 1 min of shower time, after that theyre like. GTFO NOW SCUMBAG

:rofl:

[u3b3rg33k]

And yes. There is a brush by EVERY toilet here. The toilets are different, they have something akin to a 'landing platform' for #2 and a smaller hole for it to travel down once you flush. And leaving streak's is bad form. One must scrub their own skidmarks.

That's what some might call a poorly engineered toilet. if you want low water consumption and shit purging power, get a pressure assisted toilet.

my house consists of my grandmother, my aunt, my mother, and my self.

i take my shower until the hot water is cold. only to fuck with those bitches on the daily

LOL at my house that's nigh impossible - you run two showers, run the dishwasher, washing machine, and fill the tub at the same time, and the hot water heater cycles on and off.

if you were to shower until the fuel was gone, you'd be in there for a few months.

[CrusherCurtis]

For the last 5 years, I've been taking like 7 min showers. Happened to be cleaning around the water heater and noticed it has been set to warm.:curse: The hot water wasn't lasting very long so I'm programmed to get in and out before it gets cold. I'm excited about slowing down in there.