So this buddy of mine sends me this text...

[Stanley Rockafella]

(Cliffs: dude sends me a homo msg...how do I respond?)

Well he's not really a buddy, we just took an acting class together 2 yrs ago. Even back then things seemed funny with him, like he'd wear women's shoes and be like "it's totall cool, cause I got 'em cheap". He'd also hang out with all these dudes at his apt when his GF wasn't around...something just seemed strange about the whole situation. Like, why aren't his buddies hanging out with their GF's? that's what I was thinking at least

Anyway he sends me a txt recently saying we should go for a bike ride sometime around the seawall. I was like "yeah, sounds cool". Then he sends me another one saying that we should hang out and have a really good time and then he wants to take some pics of me with his new camera and it has this awesome attachment for taking close-ups and shit.

That's where shit started gettin weird.

How do I reply? I mean his GF is preggers and is due within the next few months, but man, shit dont' feel right

[FLG]

As long as he offers a reach around, id go for it.

[Pantless Spency]

As long as he offers a reach around, id go for it.

man that is some messed up ish..... but you are for certain he was trying to come on to you? like dead certain.

[illest318i]

Just tell em straight out!.. for example "look man stop being to fuck'n gay" and that's it. If he continues with his gayness just do some crazy shit and bang his girl or something. Just saying this is something I'll probably do

[5Toes]

open your horizons

#yolo

[ak-]

maybe he's just a normal and cool friend?

[e30trooper]

Just tell em straight out!.. for example "look man stop being to fuck'n gay" and that's it. If he continues with his gayness just do some crazy shit and bang his girl or something. Just saying this is something I'll probably do

This make it sound like a joke, if he thinks its not funny then he be homo'in you.

[ohthejosh]

This is reminiscent of the Craigslist free massage thread, granted that thread was led on with a falsified end. It was golden leading up to the climax.

I say go and wait till the free massage in a dimly candlelit basement massage offer is put on the table.

[AbeSonic]

Maybe he just wants to give you a massage? At least you didn't find him on Craigslist... >.>

[illest318i]

This make it sound like a joke, if he thinks its not funny then he be homo'in you.

I was being serious, that's what I would've probably say maybe not like that but I'll be like what's with you or something

[RUFFLZ]

one of my co-workers came out the closet the other day.
guess who the FIRST one was to listen to him express this thought, "Ameet, I think I'm gay."
yeah, you guessed. it was me.
wtf man, like I dress good and all, but I DON'T PLAY FO DAT TEAM CUH.

[dashboardmonkey]

Hahaha

[freeride53]

[e30shmobberr]

(Cliffs: dude sends me a homo msg...how do I respond?)

Well he's not really a buddy, we just took an acting class together 2 yrs ago. Even back then things seemed funny with him, like he'd wear women's shoes and be like "it's totall cool, cause I got 'em cheap". He'd also hang out with all these dudes at his apt when his GF wasn't around...something just seemed strange about the whole situation. Like, why aren't his buddies hanging out with their GF's? that's what I was thinking at least

Anyway he sends me a txt recently saying we should go for a bike ride sometime around the seawall. I was like "yeah, sounds cool". Then he sends me another one saying that we should hang out and have a really good time and then he wants to take some pics of me with his new camera and it has this awesome attachment for taking close-ups and shit.

That's where shit started gettin weird.

How do I reply? I mean his GF is preggers and is due within the next few months, but man, shit dont' feel right

guess you are not a trysexual. you wont try anything once.

[imsotyerred]

back in highschool some dude stopped on the side of the road to ask me if I would consider being in his real estate ads. You've got to consider this; I had an 18" tall bleached mohawk stuck straight up in spikes. He wanted me to get that 'edge' and 'diversity' in the pictures. We exchanged info and I gave him a call a few days later. During this conversation he asked my age (still 17 at the time) and how comfortable I would be taking pictures in, say, underwear

W.T.F.

now, I was quite the sexy young lad in great shape, I had no problem with the concept of being an object of desire...but this 45ish year old, fat indian dude...Even if I were gay I could do better than that