So this buddy of mine sends me this text...

[Rsully70sev]

Suck his dick. That'll teach him.

Qft.

Come on you started this off mentioning women's shoes and acting class.

[InuFaye]

pics or ban.

[Ryan Stewart]

Let him down easy, text him a picture of your junk.

[Roysneon]

Just be a rational, reasonable adult and tell him that if he's looking for a homosexual relationship that you're not interested.

Unless that' makes too much sense.

[freeride53]

Just tell him that you love TKO

[slammin.e28]

Last time I checked, mouths had no gender.

Neither do assholes.

[Pl3wA]

ok, heres what you gotta do, go with him on this bike ride. then when you stop for lunch on the bridge or somewhere romantic. sit next to him. then slowly reach in to kiss him. if he goes for it, stop him and say "I knew it you were gay!" just be really gay around him and see how he reacts. like this:

[Sailor37]

Just let him hold it in his mouth until the swelling goes away.

[WhyNot]

like he'd wear women's shoes.
{time goes by}
That's where shit started gettin weird.

get a dictionary and clock

[Thizzelle]

Bike rIDE on the beach = gay
bike ride down a mountain = not gay

[Stanley Rockafella]

Suck his dick. That'll teach him.

I have some experience in this field. Stanley, Youve been denying this since Roadfly. Go for a ride with dude. Youre going to finally be at peace with your sexuality once he unloads on your firm brown skin

I'm so happy to hear you remeber our last encounter Blunty. hopefully I was able to take your mind off your little indian friend Avi ;)

Maybe he just wants to check out his new photography gear and subconsciously you're the gay one.

well played good sir, well played...

[Shangsta]

Whatever happens just dont let it dwindle down to this situation

[LBJefferies]

Once my dick has been sucked, I find I have little motivation to hang out with women. I would much rather chill with my buddies, drink beers, play video games, or do whatever. So, I don't think it's weird that he wants to hang out. Hell, if he wants to suck you off it's still not weird necessarily, it's just gay. And all you gotta do is tell him you're not gay. I dunno, I work with some gay dudes so being surrounded by gayness doesn't threaten me at all and I don't get nervous about it. Maybe you're nervous because subconsciously maybe you will enjoy it?

[Pantless Spency]

he probably is just looking for a buddy to J O with, its not gay at all.
don't make it awkward dude, if your lucky he will still J O with you even though you probably don't have a power crystal.

[delatlanta1281]

What's he look like?
Is he brown?
Is he clean?
Invite him in.