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  • Holland
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2008
    • 7176

    #16
    Originally posted by LBJefferies
    Who cares? It's just a woman. There are 4 billion of them on this planet. I think you will survive. The best thing you could ever do in regards to women is to not give a shit.
    Speak for yourself. I've been high and dry for a long time now.
    1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

    Originally posted by DEV0 E30
    You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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    • LBJefferies
      Banned
      • Sep 2009
      • 1690

      #17
      Originally posted by Holland
      Speak for yourself. I've been high and dry for a long time now.
      I understand man, we have all been there. It's a vicious cycle because they know when you want it, and thus their reaction is to not give it to you. The trick is to truly not give a fuck whether you get laid or not. Focus on some other aspect of your life and use your energy on that. For me it was traveling and joining the Air Force. Then, when you do get laid, you stop giving a shit. Women like that, so they continue to give you the BJ's, and then you can just ride that wave for a while. Next time you get laid, don't call her and ask her out on a date the next night. Instead, wait for her to call and ask you out. Do this EVERYTIME. It will work, believe me.

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      • der affe
        Moderator
        Technical
        • Dec 2005
        • 8452

        #18
        As much as i enjoy the hunt, i have to agree. There are some nights when the juice is not worth the squeeze.
        seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


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        • Stanley Rockafella
          R3V Elite
          • Aug 2011
          • 4056

          #19
          Originally posted by LBJefferies
          Who cares? It's just a woman. There are 4 billion of them on this planet so I think you will survive. The best thing you could ever do in regards to women is to not give a shit. They aren't all they are cracked up to be. And once you get a few notches on your belt, sometimes a night without sex is better than jumping through all the hoops and putting up with all the bs. Just my opinion.
          qft
          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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          • slammin.e28
            שמע ישראל
            • May 2010
            • 12054

            #20
            OP, were you the guy at The Tilted Kilt who's Asian friend was calling a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, and telling the waitress that you had a vagina?

            I was at the table next to you then, laughing my ass off.
            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            • mrsleeve
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Mar 2005
              • 16385

              #21
              Originally posted by LBJefferies
              Who cares? It's just a woman. There are 4 billion of them on this planet so I think you will survive. The best thing you could ever do in regards to women is to not give a shit. They aren't all they are cracked up to be. And once you get a few notches on your belt, sometimes a night without sex is better than jumping through all the hoops and putting up with all the bs. Just my opinion.
              Ummm I have not seen the little woman since the the 5th of MAY, that makes for a lot of how shall we say backed up system. You have no idea the amount of hoops I would jump though to get home for 1 or 2 days
              Originally posted by Fusion
              If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
              The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


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              Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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              • LBJefferies
                Banned
                • Sep 2009
                • 1690

                #22
                Originally posted by mrsleeve
                Ummm I have not seen the little woman since the the 5th of MAY, that makes for a lot of how shall we say backed up system. You have no idea the amount of hoops I would jump though to get home for 1 or 2 days
                A 3 month dry spell from you own old woman is not the situation that I am talking about. My sympathies to you sir.

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                • imsotyerred
                  R3VLimited
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 2529

                  #23
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                  OP, were you the guy at The Tilted Kilt who's Asian friend was calling a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, and telling the waitress that you had a vagina?

                  I was at the table next to you then, laughing my ass off.
                  nope, I was at Mr. Days in Clarendon (Arlington), NoVA

                  I would hope that, should we run across each other, I would be able to recognize you from your impeccable avatar portrait

                  In all srsnss, I don't have many asian friends
                  Last edited by imsotyerred; 08-25-2012, 08:06 PM.
                  BRUTE

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                  • delatlanta1281
                    Dart Master
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 10317

                    #24
                    Originally posted by der affe
                    I don't know, i would tohave say you played it pretty well. You blew it when you lost her at the bar. You got a text later from her fishing for some sttention and cock.. when you responded to try and get her location, she shot you a coy responce (still fishing) then your responce was cool, yet uncaring and not tripping over your own dick to get to her. If you get back to you today/tonight, freaky sex will happen.
                    The man speaks the truth. Good form OP, even if you did it by mistake. The crazy ones get more intrigued the more you ignore them.
                    Yours truly,
                    Rich
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                    you kids get off my lawn.....

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                    • xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 1953

                      #25
                      Originally posted by LBJefferies
                      Who cares? It's just a woman. There are 4 billion of them on this planet so I think you will survive. The best thing you could ever do in regards to women is to not give a shit. They aren't all they are cracked up to be. And once you get a few notches on your belt, sometimes a night without sex is better than jumping through all the hoops and putting up with all the bs. Just my opinion.
                      Amen!

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