Cops with a sense of humor

[cale]

You live in canada, you obviously don't know jack shit.

Riiiiight, cause the cops down there in 'Murica are so much worse right?

We have provincial insurance company sponsored highway patrol units who's sole responsibility is to catch vehicles and drivers who are in conflict with the regulations and laws. They don't give a shit if you're a bank robber, but if you have a tail light that's out best believe you're getting a ticket. We have bill 203 in Ontario which essentially gives cops the ability to say that any kind of reckless driving is street racing and do an immediate 7-day roadside impound, slap you with a $10,000 fine for doing 50km/hr over and for the first conviction a 2 year driving suspension. edit* not trying to "one up you", just pointing out that you don't live in the USSR and you're not exactly being persecuted.

Do you know how many tickets I've had in the past 5 years while driving 3 different cars with an average of 340hp that screamed "pull me over"?

Zero, I'm not an asshole. If you're getting pulled over it's because you did something wrong and got caught, simple as that. Make more excuses for yourself.

The thing in virginia is you get pulled for doing that, and no other reason, other than cops are complete assholes around here.

I hear when they're recruiting they require you to show past experience in being an asshole.

I'm not 12 and I know there are consequences for actions. Going 5mph over the speed limit is not "stupid"

Then you have no excuse for not admitting that by breaking the law you are in the wrong and have no good argument for what you did. Grow the fuck up.

[slammin.e28]

You think her driving a mini-van and being old makes her speeding excusable, and the cops are the ones with the shitty attitudes? No other way to put it, you're a tool.

Quite a childish approach to think because you're doing what everyone else does you're not accountable for your actions. I go over the speed limit as well, but I'm not going to call all cops assholes because he's doing his job nabbing my ass for breaking the laws.

He should be nabbing the crackwhore I saw living under the tree in the median of the interstate. The sign clearly says "No Pedestrians" and I'm pretty sure public nudity/prostitution is a crime.

[InuFaye]

ok? so?

for one, it's not true. second, they're still breaking the law. most cops don't care, but then, if they're pulling you over for 5 over, they probably have more than one reason for doing so.

people are always surprised when they're doing something stupid or against the law, and then they find out there are consequences.

The thing in virginia is you get pulled for doing that, and no other reason, other than cops are complete assholes around here.

Its surprising when cops always break that law themselves, but feel like they are entitled to pull over people doing 5mph over the limit.

I'm not 12 and I know there are consequences for actions. Going 5mph over the speed limit is not "stupid"

[nando]

Everyone drives at least 5mph over the speed limit, don't gimme that shit.

ok? so?

for one, it's not true. second, they're still breaking the law. most cops don't care, but then, if they're pulling you over for 5 over, they probably have more than one reason for doing so.

people are always surprised when they're doing something stupid or against the law, and then they find out there are consequences.

[InuFaye]

This argument always cracks me up. People who think the cops where they're from are SO much worse than everywhere else. Perhaps you should look in the mirror and realize that the common denominator is jackasses such as yourself, hmmm lil' guy?

You live in canada, you obviously don't know jack shit.

[cale]

GF's grandmother got pulled over for doing 61 in a 55.
In a MINIVAN.

You think her driving a mini-van and being old makes her speeding excusable, and the cops are the ones with the shitty attitudes? No other way to put it, you're a tool.

Quite a childish approach to think because you're doing what everyone else does you're not accountable for your actions. I go over the speed limit as well, but I'm not going to call all cops assholes because he's doing his job nabbing my ass for breaking the laws.

its obvious you don't drive in Virginia.

This argument always cracks me up. People who think the cops where they're from are SO much worse than everywhere else. Perhaps you should look in the mirror and realize that the common denominator is jackasses such as yourself, hmmm lil' guy?

[slammin.e28]

Marry each other and both rates go down! But you can't bwaaahahahahahahah.

Oops, wrong thread.

I lol'd!

But really, I'm not a Mormon so I have to choose, Lambo, Inufaye, or Ohthejosh.

The runner up can be my best man though. ;)

[frankenbeemer]

Marry each other and both rates go down! But you can't bwaaahahahahahahah.

Oops, wrong thread.

[slammin.e28]

get married watch your rates go down

Working on it. I can't afford to right now because my rates went up from that asshat who pulled me over on 340. 56/45 RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING IN FRONT OF THE 55 MPH SIGN.

Fuck that cop.

[InuFaye]

Lets see you pull me over and write me a ticket that will raise my insurance rates leaving me less money to use for fixing my broke ass BMWs.

Yeah, cops are pretty much god in a power sense.

get married watch your rates go down

[Mr_Tripp]

I'd much rather run into a cop with a sense of humour who acts like a person over a robot any day.

+10, I get pulled over all the time (for stupid teenager stuff) and if the cop is cool its the best.

[slammin.e28]

He probably has that same holier than thou attitude all cops around here have.

Lets see you pull me over and write me a ticket that will raise my insurance rates leaving me less money to use for fixing my broke ass BMWs.

Yeah, cops are pretty much god in a power sense.

[InuFaye]

I work with a cop.

No comment.

Some of his stories are hilarious though.

He probably has that same holier than thou attitude all cops around here have.

[slammin.e28]

I work with a cop.

No comment.

Some of his stories are hilarious though.

[InuFaye]

so she was speeding and got pulled over? how is that a surprise? what difference does it make whether she's a grandma or driving a minivan?

I'm not saying I've never driven 5 over the limit or whatever, but if I got pulled over for it I also wouldn't be surprised, because uhm, I'm speeding.. duh.

Everyone drives at least 5mph over the speed limit, don't gimme that shit.