Is getting Elective Plastic Surgery gay or vain?

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  • Raxe
    R3V Elite
    • Nov 2006
    • 5346

    #16


    So disturbing

    >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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    • kronus
      R3V OG
      • Apr 2008
      • 13000

      #17
      8/10, would read again
      cars beep boop

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      • WhyNot
        Grease Monkey
        • May 2012
        • 363

        #18
        Originally posted by blunttech
        I dont do it often but im going to backpeddle and admit I was wrong.. I think you should have a set of DD's mounted on your back


        lmfao
        Originally posted by der affe
        What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
        Originally posted by navid41691
        And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
        '...rolling balls, i'm elated, i'm going dumb now; drinking liquor i'm faded and having fun now; loaded gun and tripping with everyone around; keep me stuck in the sky, i never wanna come down...'...kabosh

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        • WhyNot
          Grease Monkey
          • May 2012
          • 363

          #19
          Originally posted by Raxe
          two or more plus a sandwich making machine.
          done
          Originally posted by der affe
          What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
          Originally posted by navid41691
          And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
          '...rolling balls, i'm elated, i'm going dumb now; drinking liquor i'm faded and having fun now; loaded gun and tripping with everyone around; keep me stuck in the sky, i never wanna come down...'...kabosh

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          • drumad
            E30 Mastermind
            • Aug 2009
            • 1700

            #20
            I nominate WhyNot for r3v poster of the decade.
            2008 335i - n54b30
            1991 318i - m52b28
            1994 fzj80 - LAND CRUSHER

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            • ak-
              R3V OG
              • May 2009
              • 12422

              #21
              Second cousin got surgery on her nose because she has dat arab nose around 4 years ago.
              Husband doesn't really.

              She just delivered her first kid few months ago. Can't wait how goofy it might be when the kid has dat nose and parents don't.

              1991 325iS turbo

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              • Sailor37
                E30 Modder
                • Mar 2010
                • 985

                #22
                Originally posted by Threehz
                No man, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?
                Originally posted by Holland
                The fuck did I just read?


                Both of these.

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                • Massimo
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 3207

                  #23
                  But a saggy sack allows for deep throat tea bagging.
                  sigpic

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                  • Eric
                    R3V Elite
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 5138

                    #24
                    WhyNot?
                    My E30 v1.0 | v2.0 | v3.0 | My E28 |My E34 | My feedback

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                    • xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 1953

                      #25
                      Originally posted by ak-
                      Second cousin got surgery on her nose because she has dat arab nose around 4 years ago.
                      Husband doesn't really.

                      She just delivered her first kid few months ago. Can't wait how goofy it might be when the kid has dat nose and parents don't.
                      ROFL

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                      • Swanny
                        R3VLimited
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 2834

                        #26
                        I've been playing amateur surgeon all day. I feel qualified for your minor modification needs.


                        Holla
                        Swanny!
                        SUCKERS.

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                        • Herr Faust Schinken
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 3580

                          #27
                          Whynot your threads are always hilarious but I'm always left with a wtf feeling at the end
                          88 325is Five Speed
                          Lachssilber

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                          • Pac1373
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 1746

                            #28
                            There is almost a glimpse of 2009/10'classical r3v up ITT. not a wholesome dose, but a glimpse.

                            would read again 8/10.
                            Originally Posted by ACMF74
                            i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                            • WhyNot
                              Grease Monkey
                              • May 2012
                              • 363

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Herr Faust Schinken
                              Whynot your threads are always hilarious
                              im glad you can find humor in the human condition
                              Originally posted by Herr Faust Schinken
                              but I'm always left with a wtf feeling at the end
                              for you its at the end, for me its all the time. try lithium and masterbation. even though the nervous hospital makes me sign a paper about the side effects..."The most common side effects are an overall dazed feeling and a fine hand tremor."...this isnt really true. the left hand i call 'granny raisian' cause its wrinkled from the constant lubiderm exposure and it shakes alot [left hand cause technology has made me ambidextrous] and the dazed is from drinking mouth wash [it think its the mint flavor].
                              but there is some good news...me and a couple of the other guests have been doing the 'cinnicinnati sweater'. thats where you sit on your hand till its numb then you grab your own junk but your partner grabs your sweater and pulls it up and down. then as iscac newton said for every reaction there is a facial express, you are soon doing the :crazy: face and....ahhhh. this doesnt make us gay either cause there is no actual contact, sorta like when it took two astonauts to open the door of the capsule on the moon..they just work together to get the mission accomplished. the difference is that they didnt get all prettied up for each other with wigs,lipstick, hot pants and tubetop, well,,,,as far as we know... if its ok to experiment in a hot tub, just imagine what happens on moon when they are in another galaxy on a new planet...wonder what the nickname 'buzz' is really all about...but now that he's dead we will never know...
                              Last edited by WhyNot; 09-03-2012, 09:51 AM.
                              Originally posted by der affe
                              What are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
                              Originally posted by navid41691
                              And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.
                              '...rolling balls, i'm elated, i'm going dumb now; drinking liquor i'm faded and having fun now; loaded gun and tripping with everyone around; keep me stuck in the sky, i never wanna come down...'...kabosh

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                              • borise30
                                Member
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 77

                                #30
                                add larger testicles at same time woul save money

                                Plastic of course
                                e30 aficionado

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