Is getting Elective Plastic Surgery gay or vain?
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Originally posted by der affeWhat are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
Originally posted by navid41691And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.Comment
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doneOriginally posted by der affeWhat are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
Originally posted by navid41691And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.Comment
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Whynot your threads are always hilarious but I'm always left with a wtf feeling at the end88 325is Five SpeedLachssilberComment
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im glad you can find humor in the human condition
for you its at the end, for me its all the time. try lithium and masterbation. even though the nervous hospital makes me sign a paper about the side effects..."The most common side effects are an overall dazed feeling and a fine hand tremor."...this isnt really true. the left hand i call 'granny raisian' cause its wrinkled from the constant lubiderm exposure and it shakes alot [left hand cause technology has made me ambidextrous] and the dazed is from drinking mouth wash [it think its the mint flavor].
but there is some good news...me and a couple of the other guests have been doing the 'cinnicinnati sweater'. thats where you sit on your hand till its numb then you grab your own junk but your partner grabs your sweater and pulls it up and down. then as iscac newton said for every reaction there is a facial express, you are soon doing the :crazy: face and....ahhhh. this doesnt make us gay either cause there is no actual contact, sorta like when it took two astonauts to open the door of the capsule on the moon..they just work together to get the mission accomplished. the difference is that they didnt get all prettied up for each other with wigs,lipstick, hot pants and tubetop, well,,,,as far as we know... if its ok to experiment in a hot tub, just imagine what happens on moon when they are in another galaxy on a new planet...wonder what the nickname 'buzz' is really all about...but now that he's dead we will never know...Last edited by WhyNot; 09-03-2012, 09:51 AM.Originally posted by der affeWhat are you going to start a thread about next? "My woman's skinny jeans chaffe my special parts, f*ck skin irritation"
Originally posted by navid41691And no, I use lotion so I don't have to worry about skin irritation.Comment
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