best cure for over-stuffing my face

[squidmaster]

I need some options for when I eat more food than two people should eat.
that feeling when your stomach reaches its absolute limit and could split open at any second

this is happening to me right now.

cigarettes? hogswash, those only work when I'm kinda full.
tea? are you kidding me? put more in my stomach?

I've heard yoga works, but I can't find the power to get up from this couch right now.

[Pantless Spency]

plenty of liquor

[Vedubin01]

a shot of Jager

[e30shmobberr]

laxatives. free up some room in there lol.

[ButtJuice]

Puke up some of that food until you feel comfortable with what remains in your belly, then put the regurgitation in a zip-lock baggy and save it for tomorrows lunch.

[lambo]

eleven shots of Jager

ftfy

[mbonanni]

Some finger-throat action sounds like a decent cure.

Follow it up with a brush of the chompers

[Pantless Spency]

Some finger-throat action sounds like a decent cure.

Follow it up with a brush of the chompers

[der affe]

A SHOT of jager (it IS a digestive aid, just like bitters) can help.

I hit the gym hard, then go to the buffet and eat enough food for 4 people and never have an issue because your body ( or mine at least) is running at a faster metabolic rate so i digest the food better and faster.

Sadly, my favorite buffet lost their lease and the place is going to be a FUCKING HOOTERS :(

I might just go in there 1 time just so i can piss on the toilet paper and upper deck the crapper.

[Vivek]

Time for Mr. Pukey

[CHIF8008]

burp

[xphiledan]

Brush your teeth

[squidmaster]

Seriously no one has any decent suggestions? I was in crisis last night and rev couldn't pull through. I bet if I needed relationship advice in middle school you guys would be all over that.

[slammin.e28]

Go to a middle school and get a hot teacher to rub your tummy.

[SpeicherBimmer]

go to a middle school and get a hot teacher to rub your tummy.

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