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  • squidmaster
    R3VLimited
    • Aug 2011
    • 2666

    #1

    best cure for over-stuffing my face

    I need some options for when I eat more food than two people should eat.
    that feeling when your stomach reaches its absolute limit and could split open at any second

    this is happening to me right now.

    cigarettes? hogswash, those only work when I'm kinda full.
    tea? are you kidding me? put more in my stomach?

    I've heard yoga works, but I can't find the power to get up from this couch right now.

  • Pantless Spency
    It's McRib time!!!
    • Feb 2011
    • 7284

    #2
    plenty of liquor

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    • Vedubin01
      R3V Elite
      • Jun 2006
      • 5852

      #3
      a shot of Jager
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      • e30shmobberr
        E30 Mastermind
        • Mar 2010
        • 1934

        #4
        laxatives. free up some room in there lol.

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        • ButtJuice
          R3VLimited
          • Dec 2009
          • 2609

          #5
          Puke up some of that food until you feel comfortable with what remains in your belly, then put the regurgitation in a zip-lock baggy and save it for tomorrows lunch.
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          • lambo
            Captain Scene Points
            • Feb 2010
            • 10953

            #6
            Originally posted by Vedubin01
            eleven shots of Jager
            ftfy

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            • mbonanni
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2011
              • 6236

              #7
              Some finger-throat action sounds like a decent cure.

              Follow it up with a brush of the chompers

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              • Pantless Spency
                It's McRib time!!!
                • Feb 2011
                • 7284

                #8
                Originally posted by mbonanni
                Some finger-throat action sounds like a decent cure.

                Follow it up with a brush of the chompers

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                • der affe
                  Moderator
                  Technical
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 8452

                  #9
                  A SHOT of jager (it IS a digestive aid, just like bitters) can help.

                  I hit the gym hard, then go to the buffet and eat enough food for 4 people and never have an issue because your body ( or mine at least) is running at a faster metabolic rate so i digest the food better and faster.

                  Sadly, my favorite buffet lost their lease and the place is going to be a FUCKING HOOTERS :(

                  I might just go in there 1 time just so i can piss on the toilet paper and upper deck the crapper.
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                  • Vivek
                    attention whore/retard/bitch
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 6167

                    #10
                    Time for Mr. Pukey
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                    • CHIF8008
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 3447

                      #11
                      burp
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                      • xphiledan
                        Mod Crazy
                        • May 2009
                        • 706

                        #12
                        Brush your teeth

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                        • squidmaster
                          R3VLimited
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 2666

                          #13
                          Seriously no one has any decent suggestions? I was in crisis last night and rev couldn't pull through. I bet if I needed relationship advice in middle school you guys would be all over that.

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                          • slammin.e28
                            שמע ישראל
                            • May 2010
                            • 12054

                            #14
                            Go to a middle school and get a hot teacher to rub your tummy.
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                            • SpeicherBimmer
                              Grease Monkey
                              • Apr 2012
                              • 365

                              #15
                              Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                              go to a middle school and get a hot teacher to rub your tummy.

                              +1
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