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    How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

    No I dont have pics.

    Im not the best with girls, lets see some crazy ideas. lololol have fun with this

    #2
    Tell her you have a Volvo. Then rebadge the e34 with Volvo stuff. Win
    1989 BMW 325is | 2019 Ford Ranger FX4
    willschnitz

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      #3
      tell her your house is furnished with ikea stuff. lol

      then piitb

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        #4
        capri sun?

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          #5
          "I have a titanium dick the size of a fucking leg"
          The first car I ever rode in was an e30

          Originally posted by Cabriolet
          Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



          1992 Mauritiusblau Vert
          2011 Alpinweiss 335is coupe

          2002 540i/6 Black/Black
          2003 GSX-R 750 (RIP)

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            #6
            Tell her your Norwegian and your e30 has a thousand horsepowers she should be impressed
            88 325is Five Speed
            Lachssilber

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              #7
              take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out

              that should work
              BRUTE

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                #8
                da fak
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by imsotyerred View Post
                  take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out

                  that should work
                  works wonders

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by e30trooper View Post
                    works wonders
                    since the days of the caveman
                    BRUTE

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                      #11


                      I vote withhold all advice until pichers are provided.

                      Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                      Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                        #12
                        apply dutch oven to swedish girl
                        cars beep boop

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                          #13
                          Be nice. Ask questions. If you can manage to do that in a personable manner, she'll be interested.
                          Past: 1987 325iS, Bilsteins - HR Sports

                          Present: 1999 M3, Koni Yellows - HR Sports - GC Camber Plates - UUC Swaybars - UUC SSK - AFE Intake - Stromung Catback

                          2009 Mazdaspeed3, Short Ram Intake - Turbo Inlet Pipe - 2nd cat Delete - Catback - Fuel Pump Internals - Cobb Accessport - Stratified E30 tune - 294/342 - SPC Camber Arms - CPE Rear Motor Mount

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                            #14
                            Tell her you lost your leg saving a little girl from an on coming car.
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                            Current cars:
                            ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                            ~ '87 535
                            ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                            ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by imsotyerred View Post
                              take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out

                              that should work
                              Originally posted by e30trooper View Post
                              works wonders
                              Originally posted by imsotyerred View Post
                              since the days of the caveman
                              Just like in Year One

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