How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

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  • 5Toes
    Banned
    • May 2010
    • 9836

    #1

    How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

    No I dont have pics.

    Im not the best with girls, lets see some crazy ideas. lololol have fun with this
  • Wschnitz
    R3V OG
    • Dec 2011
    • 8089

    #2
    Tell her you have a Volvo. Then rebadge the e34 with Volvo stuff. Win
    1989 BMW 325is | 2019 Ford Ranger FX4
    willschnitz

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    • flash 23
      E30 Modder
      • Aug 2008
      • 904

      #3
      tell her your house is furnished with ikea stuff. lol

      then piitb

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      • Pantless Spency
        It's McRib time!!!
        • Feb 2011
        • 7284

        #4
        capri sun?

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        • Vivek
          attention whore/retard/bitch
          • Oct 2011
          • 6167

          #5
          "I have a titanium dick the size of a fucking leg"
          The first car I ever rode in was an e30

          Originally posted by Cabriolet
          Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



          1992 Mauritiusblau Vert
          2011 Alpinweiss 335is coupe

          2002 540i/6 Black/Black
          2003 GSX-R 750 (RIP)

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          • Herr Faust Schinken
            No R3VLimiter
            • Feb 2012
            • 3580

            #6
            Tell her your Norwegian and your e30 has a thousand horsepowers she should be impressed
            88 325is Five Speed
            Lachssilber

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            • imsotyerred
              R3VLimited
              • Oct 2005
              • 2529

              #7
              take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out

              that should work
              BRUTE

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              • Jean
                Moderator
                • Aug 2006
                • 18228

                #8
                da fak
                Mtech1 v8 build thread - https://www.r3vlimited.com/board/sho...d.php?t=413205



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                • e30trooper
                  R3V OG
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 11576

                  #9
                  Originally posted by imsotyerred
                  take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out

                  that should work
                  works wonders

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                  • imsotyerred
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 2529

                    #10
                    Originally posted by e30trooper
                    works wonders
                    since the days of the caveman
                    BRUTE

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                    • lambo
                      Captain Scene Points
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 10953

                      #11


                      I vote withhold all advice until pichers are provided.

                      Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                      Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                      • kronus
                        R3V OG
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 13005

                        #12
                        apply dutch oven to swedish girl
                        cars beep boop

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                        • JTDay
                          E30 Addict
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 521

                          #13
                          Be nice. Ask questions. If you can manage to do that in a personable manner, she'll be interested.
                          Past: 1987 325iS, Bilsteins - HR Sports

                          Present: 1999 M3, Koni Yellows - HR Sports - GC Camber Plates - UUC Swaybars - UUC SSK - AFE Intake - Stromung Catback

                          2009 Mazdaspeed3, Short Ram Intake - Turbo Inlet Pipe - 2nd cat Delete - Catback - Fuel Pump Internals - Cobb Accessport - Stratified E30 tune - 294/342 - SPC Camber Arms - CPE Rear Motor Mount

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                          • F34R
                            sLaughter
                            • May 2009
                            • 12385

                            #14
                            Tell her you lost your leg saving a little girl from an on coming car.
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                            Instagram: @BWeissLeather

                            Current cars:
                            ~ '87 325 M30B35 swap
                            ~ '87 535
                            ~ 01 540 Msport 6spd
                            ~ '06 X5 4.8is

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                            • hfabricius
                              Mod Crazy
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 608

                              #15
                              Originally posted by imsotyerred
                              take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out

                              that should work
                              Originally posted by e30trooper
                              works wonders
                              Originally posted by imsotyerred
                              since the days of the caveman
                              Just like in Year One

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