How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

[imsotyerred]

Just like in Year One

my girlfriend (at the time) got a free ticket to the theatrical release of that movie and walked out 30 minutes in

[ohthejosh]

show her what Murrican meatballs taste like.

[E30_Pare]

Show her teh cocks.

[Massimo]

give her the ultimatum

[ak-]

Tell her you're a pirate

[pureaudio]

Get some game.

[CabbE30]

no pics, no care

[imsotyerred]

also, drop the capri sun and get some sunny D

bitches love sunny D

[defaultName]

First try this...

Tell her you lost your leg saving a little girl from an on coming car.

If that doesn't work then she's probably a heartless bitch so you don't have to feel bad about doing this...

take off your pegleg and knock her the f*ck out

[slammin.e28]

"I have a titanium dick the size of a fucking leg"

I vote for LBV here.

[InuFaye]

No pics, no answers.

[mrsleeve]

As quickly and as often as possiable!!!!!!!!!!!



Mmmmmmmmm. Me likey scandinavian womenz

[Ryan Stewart]

No pics, no answers.

This. Gotta tailor the game to the girl.

Too bad she isn't German. Those sick fucks are already into amputee porn, just take a shit on her chest when she is sleeping and she'd follow you anywhere.

[ohthejosh]

He can tailor that leg to the back of her head just fine.

Chloroform is the universal tool of love.

[Roysneon]

Whip it out.