How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

[slammin.e28]

Only one way to find out

Call ole Georgio Bushio. Let's roll!

[dannyyisntt]

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, George bush!

[Xat1cZ]

Tell her this, and yes it's swedish don't worry -


"Du är den fulaste jävla haggan jag har sett I hela mitt liv, jag förstår varför din familj skickade hit dej, så att de slipper se på dej!"


it basically means that she's beautiful and that her family must be really happy with her since she seems to be such a nice girl... you can even print that out if you have trouble with the pronunciation so that she clearly understand you ;)

..just imagine how cute she will think it is that you went thru' so much trouble to actually learn a little swedish, and then you can also attempt to read it in a slightly retarded way... she'll think it's cute that you're trying so hard ;)

[xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx]

apply dutch oven to swedish girl

[Ryan Stewart]

This chick is full of oil?

If he has his way she would be full of something else.

[imsotyerred]

Tell her this, and yes it's swedish don't worry -


"Du är den fulaste jävla haggan jag har sett I hela mitt liv, jag förstår varför din familj skickade hit dej, så att de slipper se på dej!"


it basically means that she's beautiful and that her family must be really happy with her since she seems to be such a nice girl... you can even print that out if you have trouble with the pronunciation so that she clearly understand you ;)

..just imagine how cute she will think it is that you went thru' so much trouble to actually learn a little swedish, and then you can also attempt to read it in a slightly retarded way... she'll think it's cute that you're trying so hard ;)

does haggan mean woman?

[Jean]

It would be funny if it actually means something else completely....

[DEV0 E30]

"Du är den fulaste jävla haggan jag har sett I hela mitt liv, jag förstår varför din familj skickade hit dej, så att de slipper se på dej!"

jajajjajajahahahhaha

[FredK]

Google Translate says it roughly means:

You are the most beautiful girl and I'm surprised your family sent you to the US because you seem perfect.

Haggan means woman.

[pawi30]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

[Xat1cZ]

does haggan mean woman?

no it's more like lady..

[slammin.e28]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

LAWL.

Someone is a dick.

[Xat1cZ]

sorry to put this here, but i found it too funny to leave out.

the fuck did that bat part come from ... psssh google translate.. can't trust that shit ... sending any business letters in Japanese by using google translate? didn't think so... can't trust that ish... but you can trust me ;)


EDIT: I speak Swedish fluently as it's my native language btw, so if you wanna write her any other love notes just let me know.. she'll love it!!

[idanity]

tell her the house she currently lives in was recently infested with bugs...
then say how great your place is...and you need a live in maid.

otherwise, just tell her you find her interesting and pretend to listen to her.

then...don't ever let her see this thread. or meet any of us...ever.

[5Toes]

lol the note in swedish idea is good.

I cant trust the note above though