How should I hook up with a Swedish exchange student?

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  • bmwm42
    R3V OG
    • Nov 2010
    • 6300

    #181
    Originally posted by Mr. Burns
    actually, and many can likely relate to this...

    casually tell her you drive a BMW.
    build it up.


    REALLY build it up.


    watch the disapointment and stolen anticipation fill her face when you stroll over to the e30.
    He haz no gods chariot
    Originally posted by bmwm42
    PNW vulture pm me for parts
    Strategic nw e30 command

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    • slammin.e28
      שמע ישראל
      • May 2010
      • 12054

      #182
      Originally posted by Mr. Burns
      actually, and many can likely relate to this...

      casually tell her you drive a BMW.
      build it up.


      REALLY build it up.


      watch the disapointment and stolen anticipation fill her face when you stroll over to the e30.
      Doesn't OP drive an e34 with rattly exhaust and a loud stereo? Or maybe vice-versa.
      1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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      • 5Toes
        Banned
        • May 2010
        • 9836

        #183
        Yes I drive an e34.. but now it has a magnafail.

        Ha I let her know about my 5er.

        And for all you punks wanting nudes, you lame

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        • slammin.e28
          שמע ישראל
          • May 2010
          • 12054

          #184
          Originally posted by 5Toes
          Yes I drive an e34.. but now it has a magnafail.

          Ha I let her know about my 5er.

          And for all you punks wanting nudes, you lame
          I never said nudes. Just pics so we can judge for ourselves.

          :up:
          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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          • Mr. Burns
            No R3VLimiter
            • Aug 2011
            • 3516

            #185
            sweet a german Camry is now in the cards.

            they offer free dated DVD rentals at the local library, perhaps tell her about your connections with said DVD rentals, and blast off on a whirlwind ride as you pop in "Ben Hurr" and bang off the script of the movie.

            failing that, more pushups.
            Originally posted by flyboyx
            i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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            • Mr. Burns
              No R3VLimiter
              • Aug 2011
              • 3516

              #186
              get close.

              ask her to floss pick your teeth after a oreo cookies eating contest.

              start crying.

              tell her it's cool, crying is your form of foreplay, and things are getting heavy in your sweatpants
              Originally posted by flyboyx
              i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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              • chadthestampede
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jul 2008
                • 3600

                #187
                see cheetos thread
                Originally posted by LJ851
                I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

                Feedback

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #188
                  Originally posted by chadthestampede
                  see cheetos thread
                  I lol'd.
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • 10Toes
                    Me Father Was A Tree
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 61222

                    #189
                    Originally posted by 5Toes
                    Imma bump this cause lately my game has gotten 50 times better.

                    In short, there are 3 hot blonde Scandinavian exchange students.

                    The hottest one blocked me on facebook.. whatever.

                    The one above I talk to every now and then.

                    Anyways the other one and I are texting and she likes me. Ill probably take her out this weekend. word.
                    I just blocked you on facebook..

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                    • 10Toes
                      Me Father Was A Tree
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 61222

                      #190
                      Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                      So, pics of the hottest one?

                      I'll be honest. Id probably be willing, if I were in your shoe, to give her a two point bump for being a foreigner. I plowed a couple in college and it was a blast. They tend to be a little weird and the accent makes for funny sex sounds. Also, they go away so its much easier to have that "its not you, its me" discussion.
                      this made me LOL

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                      • InuFaye
                        R3VLimited
                        • May 2010
                        • 2221

                        #191
                        Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                        I never said nudes. Just pics so we can judge for ourselves.

                        :up:
                        You were thinking nudes, we all were.
                        1986 Plymouth Horizon. Base.

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                        • slammin.e28
                          שמע ישראל
                          • May 2010
                          • 12054

                          #192
                          Originally posted by InuFaye
                          You were thinking nudes, we all were.
                          Scandinavian chick....I forgot my sunglasses.
                          1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                          • Mr. Burns
                            No R3VLimiter
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 3516

                            #193
                            Originally posted by slammin.e28guy
                            Scandinavian chick....I forgot my sunglasses.
                            Originally posted by flyboyx
                            i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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                            • 5Toes
                              Banned
                              • May 2010
                              • 9836

                              #194
                              Originally posted by 10Toes
                              I just blocked you on facebook..
                              oh no!!!

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                              • MattAvino
                                R3VLimited
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 2147

                                #195
                                5toes, just sign up on here and call it a day..


                                Also, to keep this thread rolling, Scandinavian womenz:



                                E30 buildy things
                                http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=195286

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