im not a dad!!!!

[be34st]

jack off once a day to keep the count down and fucking pull out!

^^

professional

[Vtec?lol]

This reminds me of my middle school convo with my friend Marshal. He said he was born out his moms butt becasue she swollowed and if it was vice versa she would have puked him out.

We said "wow, so you're telling everyone your mom sucks?" he said "of course, how else do you expect to get the sperm out? you can't just pee it out."

[slammin.e28]

Kissing is the #1 precursor to pregnancy.

[imsotyerred]

You have to be very dedicated and do it EVERY day for it to work

it doesn't take THAT much dedication to smoke weed erryday...

The best sex happens when the woman is ovulating.

this is true. Sex can also help to lessen the flow of menstrual blood making her week THAT much easier on her

And, as we all know...When it's easier on her, it's easier on you

[be34st]

it doesn't take THAT much dedication to smoke weed erryday...


this is true. Sex can also help to lessen the flow of menstrual blood making her week THAT much easier on her

And, as we all know...When it's easier on her, it's easier on you

Really? I always seem to knock some extra fluid loose. Which does still make it easier on both of us :D

[imsotyerred]

Really? I always seem to knock some extra fluid loose. Which does still make it easier on both of us :D

Tends to lessen the overall flow rate

if you're fuckin right it should still look like a cat was murdered in your bed

[MR 325]

Where do babies come from?

[ieatpeople]

you're still a douche

Hey guys, remember when Devon didn't post?

Well, that felt good. Haven't done that in a while.

^this

[e30trooper]

Where do babies come from?

This reminds me of my middle school convo with my friend Marshal. He said he was born out his moms butt becasue she swollowed and if it was vice versa she would have puked him out.

We said "wow, so you're telling everyone your mom sucks?" he said "of course, how else do you expect to get the sperm out? you can't just pee it out."

[e30rapidic]

Today is our baby boys due date. I can't wait to tell everyone I'M A DAD

[e30trooper]

Today is our baby boys dude date. I can't wait to tell everyone I'M A DAD

congrats!

[imsotyerred]

Where do babies come from?

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

[be34st]

Tends to lessen the overall flow rate

if you're fuckin right it should still look like a cat was murdered in your bed

Real G's just put a towel down.

[slammin.e28]

Real G's just put a towel down.

Or do it in the shower.

[LJ851]

Real G's just put a towel down.

I always wear black t shirts, no time wasted looking around.