im not a dad!!!!

[euroshark]

God damn. Threads like this are why I still lurk here. D+

[imsotyerred]

in case anyone didn't know, there is actually a week-long (ish) window after ovulation where you can ejaculate into a woman and not worry so much about pregnancy. This, of course, varies from person to person and depends heavily upon that woman's cycle

LIFEGUARD NOT ON DUTY
SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK

[matthugie]

Ok, I'm not justifying the original post, but anyone who has had a broken condom can relate...

[der affe]

Worst feeling in the world!

Ahhh this feels really good........rut roo, this feels really good and different......oh nooooooo!!!!!!

[mrcheezle19]

Ok, I'm not justifying the original post, but anyone who has had a broken condom can relate...

That's why you wear 2, such a lifesaver ;)

[j0oftheworld]

If you're a bareback vigilante you should stock up on the morning after pill.. write them a nice little note and leave it on the nightstand! ;)

[WhyNot]

wear two rubbers all day long.
time for sex?
take one off
feel like a wild man

[MR 325]

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

This all makes so much sense.

I love R3VLimited.

[Rsully70sev]

Wait a week and tell her you have aids.

I peed a little when I read this, an excellent rebuttal.

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

A+

[Cletonius]

I peed a little when I read this, an excellent rebuttal.



A+

A+ video

I would've been happy too, that chick sounded like a bitch

[Thizzelle]

I always wear black t shirts, no time wasted looking around.

You wear a shirt when you bone?
add this song

[Exodus_2pt0]

The left breast will always be bigger than the right, due to increased blood flow being near the heart.

Also, breasts swell by up to 25% when a woman is aroused.

Slammin, you are the man. Simply by you posting that, I got to watch the lady friend play with her boobies.

High five

[AbsorbantNut]

hoping i can convince her to get rid of it....

[T3rd Ferguson]

That's why you wear 2, such a lifesaver ;)

wear two rubbers all day long.
time for sex?
take one off
feel like a wild man

made my night. havent lurked in quite some time

[slammin.e28]

Slammin, you are the man. Simply by you posting that, I got to watch the lady friend play with her boobies.

High five

;)

I try!