im not a dad!!!!

[Pac1373]

This thread still delivering? it seems so.

[achtung911]

+1

[ÜberslowETA]

So many lulz in this thread. A+

[cabriodster87]

..............just kidding.

me too.

lol

[slammin.e28]

Normally those things are inversely related.

Source: Welfare statistics.

[InuFaye]

hopefully his sperm count matches the quantity of brain cells.

Normally those things are inversely related.

[nando]

hopefully his sperm count matches the quantity of brain cells.

[Roysneon]

texting your whore girlfriend to "get rid of it" in your drunken "stuppur"?

He actually said "drunk and stuppur", showing that not only can he not spell, he has no idea how to use that expression.

[iamsam]

^^^ That's what I was saying earlier in this thread.

[nando]

damn. this may be one of the most offensive, while simultaneously being the most absolutely retarded posts on r3v that I can remember.

texting your whore girlfriend to "get rid of it" in your drunken "stuppur"?

jesus christ. I hope this guy doesn't ever have kids.

[slammin.e28]

Slammin, you are the man. Simply by you posting that, I got to watch the lady friend play with her boobies.

High five

;)

I try!

[T3rd Ferguson]

That's why you wear 2, such a lifesaver ;)

wear two rubbers all day long.
time for sex?
take one off
feel like a wild man

made my night. havent lurked in quite some time

[AbsorbantNut]

hoping i can convince her to get rid of it....

[Exodus_2pt0]

The left breast will always be bigger than the right, due to increased blood flow being near the heart.

Also, breasts swell by up to 25% when a woman is aroused.

Slammin, you are the man. Simply by you posting that, I got to watch the lady friend play with her boobies.

High five

[Thizzelle]

I always wear black t shirts, no time wasted looking around.

You wear a shirt when you bone?
add this song