im not a dad!!!!

[Stanley Rockafella]

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. During this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. With any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: During these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. Babies are complicated

qft!!

[Pac1373]

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

This made me choke a little...

fucking r3v.

So, Dev is gone again...still pleased the next day AWESOME!

[imsotyerred]

This is why I got a vasectomy. Bonus points because I usually keep it a secret.

"OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO NOT PULL OUT!"

Also, when she tells you she's pregnant and you're the only one she has been with you can just laugh and hang up

Oh no you did'nt.....

oh, I did...Fuckin Todd Akin

[Cletonius]

This is why I got a vasectomy. Bonus points because I usually keep it a secret.

"OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO NOT PULL OUT!"

[Todd Black 88]

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

Is this too long to sig?:)

[slammin.e28]

I hate to be a debbie downer but, in the interest of not confusing LBV or B*saint, this is not true.

however, it IS totally true that the female body shuts down its ability to get pregnant during a legitimate rape...y'all know what to do

Oh no you did'nt.....

[imsotyerred]

everyone know if the girls on top she cant get pregnant.

gravity bro.

I hate to be a debbie downer but, in the interest of not confusing LBV or B*saint, this is not true.

however, it IS totally true that the female body shuts down its ability to get pregnant during a legitimate rape...y'all know what to do

[slammin.e28]

Doggy style is the position. You can shoot it out of her nose if you do it right.

[Robotin]

everyone know if the girls on top she cant get pregnant.

gravity bro.

[imsotyerred]

Real G's just put a towel down.

well, DUH

[LJ851]

Real G's just put a towel down.

I always wear black t shirts, no time wasted looking around.

[slammin.e28]

Real G's just put a towel down.

Or do it in the shower.

[be34st]

Tends to lessen the overall flow rate

if you're fuckin right it should still look like a cat was murdered in your bed

Real G's just put a towel down.

[imsotyerred]

Where do babies come from?

when a man and a woman fall in love, they hug each other in a very special way that makes them feel connected to one another. during this hug, the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's cha cha and he lets it sneeze his goop into that stinky love-cave. with any luck, 9months will pass by as the baby grows: during these 9 months the woman becomes disgustingly fat and the man loses interest in her, favoring her hotter, younger, skinnier sister instead. When the woman finally poops out this baby, the man's life is over.

Oh yeah, sometimes the man and woman aren't in love. Sometimes there are 3 men and one woman. babies are complicated

[e30trooper]

Today is our baby boys dude date. I can't wait to tell everyone I'M A DAD

congrats!