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1. Pretty hawt
2. She looks like she would easily rip my dick off and feed it to me.
3. I bet she says "daddy" in bed
4. I would consider getting pegged if it means a night in bed with her if I were you
5. Wear a rubber. Sticking your dick in crazy is a bad idea. I would know.
6. Nice tits
7. Still hawt
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04 Neon SRT-4
Originally posted by MrBurgundy
If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
#1 They are ALL crazy, just different flavors and levels....
No such thing as more correct words than these.
88 325i Cabrio
04 Neon SRT-4
Originally posted by MrBurgundy
If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.
I like to think I'm pretty well versed in dick euphemisms...first time I've heard of the 'one eyed beaver spear', and I love it. Bravo FlyBoy, you never disappoint.
Ps. Burg isn't finishing this week without having a foreign object in his poop-shoot.
Its like we go back to her place and there's a dude there already we're both like, "WTF!"
We did not go the the adult store yesterday :rippedoff: I was actually curious to see this play out...
here's a pic, you dogz.
She looks like she'd peg someone.
she got big tits!!!!! she also has that "I've been on 3 episodes of jenny jones because i caught daddy whacking off to my web cam videos" look about her.....so...yeah. maybe i would suggest a body condom or two?
lol. this escapade was the funniest thing ive read all day. maybe not quite as funny as joe's craigslist massage thing but...awesome!
so....what happened when you got back to her place and realized there was another dude there? did she ask for a dp? any eiffel tower or wobbly H? did you guys ditch her and go have a beer?
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