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    Yeah but she got boobs though

    Also Matt the guy who you sold injectors to was really good to me. Seems like a quality service
    89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

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    Originally posted by flyboyx
    I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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      1. Pretty hawt
      2. She looks like she would easily rip my dick off and feed it to me.
      3. I bet she says "daddy" in bed
      4. I would consider getting pegged if it means a night in bed with her if I were you
      5. Wear a rubber. Sticking your dick in crazy is a bad idea. I would know.
      6. Nice tits
      7. Still hawt

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      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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        As always, MrBurg, you came through and posted a pic.

        She is Hot!!!
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          She is quite literally crazy though.... reminds me of this video.

          The crazy vs hawt matrix.

          science video
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            Originally posted by IceWhite View Post
            As always, MrBurg, you came through and posted a pic.

            She is Hot!!!
            I used to go around here asking people all the time, so I can't be a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and not do it myself.
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              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
              She is quite literally crazy though.... reminds me of this video.

              The crazy vs hawt matrix.

              science video
              #1 They are ALL crazy, just different flavors and levels....

              #2 That video is great
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                Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                I used to go around here asking people all the time, so I can't be a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles and not do it myself.
                Ha, Good Point!

                But Damn, She is hot!!
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                  Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                  #1 They are ALL crazy, just different flavors and levels....
                  No such thing as more correct words than these.
                  88 325i Cabrio
                  04 Neon SRT-4

                  Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                  If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                    Originally posted by 2man View Post
                    #1 they are all crazy, just different flavors and levels....
                    qft!
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                      Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                      hopefully she got the one eyed beaver spear.
                      I like to think I'm pretty well versed in dick euphemisms...first time I've heard of the 'one eyed beaver spear', and I love it. Bravo FlyBoy, you never disappoint.

                      Ps. Burg isn't finishing this week without having a foreign object in his poop-shoot.


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                      Originally posted by lambo
                      Sounds like you need a massage.
                      Originally posted by kpeng
                      Who the hell is Vlad?

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                        Next year his Secret Santa should buy him lube
                        Simon
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                          Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                          Next year his Secret Santa should buy him lube
                          I was thinking more along the lines of ass-less leather chaps - want to go in on a double gift?


                          Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

                          Originally posted by lambo
                          Sounds like you need a massage.
                          Originally posted by kpeng
                          Who the hell is Vlad?

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                            Maybe Matt will make me some ass-less chaps out of M cloth


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                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                              lololol

                              Its like we go back to her place and there's a dude there already we're both like, "WTF!"

                              We did not go the the adult store yesterday :rippedoff: I was actually curious to see this play out...


                              here's a pic, you dogz.

                              She looks like she'd peg someone.

                              she got big tits!!!!! she also has that "I've been on 3 episodes of jenny jones because i caught daddy whacking off to my web cam videos" look about her.....so...yeah. maybe i would suggest a body condom or two?

                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                              She is quite literally crazy though.... reminds me of this video.

                              The crazy vs hawt matrix.

                              science video
                              its a dude!!!!! that video kills me!

                              Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                              Next year his Secret Santa should buy him lube
                              pepper infused lube.....pegging lube....90 weight gear oil....?

                              lol. this escapade was the funniest thing ive read all day. maybe not quite as funny as joe's craigslist massage thing but...awesome!


                              so....what happened when you got back to her place and realized there was another dude there? did she ask for a dp? any eiffel tower or wobbly H? did you guys ditch her and go have a beer?
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                                Fucking Wobbly H.

                                BWAHAHAHAHA
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