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  • ThatM20Guy
    Mod Crazy
    • Aug 2014
    • 601

    #5641
    Yeah the urban coyotes are honestly kind of scary. I remember living in San Antonio when I was little and we would be walking to the mail box the night before trash day and we would see coyotes snooping around sniffing peoples trash. They would just look at us with an idgaf attitude.
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    Originally posted by flyboyx
    I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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    • DealinDave@Blunttech.com
      Forum Sponsor
      • Feb 2016
      • 253

      #5642
      Coyotes are creepy fucking animals. One night a couple of years ago I was leaving my parents house around 10-11 pm. I went out to my car and heard something rustle the garbage can right around the corner of the house. Naturally, like any bad horror movie I went to investigate and as soon as I got around to the side of the house there was a coyote standing within 10 feet from me. I stopped and it just stared at me, totally un-alarmed with the same zero fucks given attitude mentioned. We both just stood there for about 15 seconds and then it nonchalantly walked away. That was an unsettling feeling.

      PS I am thankful your anus was probably not violated Mr Burg, unless it was.
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      • MrBurgundy
        R3V Elite
        • Mar 2012
        • 5294

        #5643
        Originally posted by DealinDave@Blunttech.com

        PS I am thankful your anus was probably not violated Mr Burg, unless it was.
        The scary thing is--- I don't know if it was or wasn't



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        • Mediumrarechicken
          Mod Crazy
          • May 2017
          • 759

          #5644
          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
          The scary thing is--- I don't know if it was or wasn't



          You would know, a few females have told me their asshole hurts the next day

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          • MrBurgundy
            R3V Elite
            • Mar 2012
            • 5294

            #5645
            Originally posted by Mediumrarechicken
            You would know, a few females have told me their asshole hurts the next day


            This is comforting.




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            • flyboyx
              R3V OG
              • Sep 2008
              • 8371

              #5646
              Hopefully you didn’t wake up in a ditch with your pants around your ankles and grease all over the back of your legs.

              Btw, have you made “plans” for this weekend?
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              • MrBurgundy
                R3V Elite
                • Mar 2012
                • 5294

                #5647
                I have not made plans yet for the weekend

                por que
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                • IceWhite
                  E30 Modder
                  • Jan 2015
                  • 945

                  #5648
                  At least get more pics for us, if you cannot get that webcam links!
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                  • MrBurgundy
                    R3V Elite
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 5294

                    #5649
                    you dawgs

                    Hopefully I get Klink soon, so he can tag team with me.
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                    • roguetoaster
                      R3V OG
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 7744

                      #5650
                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                      you dawgs

                      Hopefully I get Klink soon, so he can tag team with me.
                      Klink has seen some shit, if you know what I'm saying...

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                      • MrBurgundy
                        R3V Elite
                        • Mar 2012
                        • 5294

                        #5651
                        lol

                        your comments never disappoint
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                        • roguetoaster
                          R3V OG
                          • Jan 2012
                          • 7744

                          #5652
                          Well, it is certainly not irrefutable that my absurd, nay, nonsensical ramblings are not rarely appreciated by those who don't post hardly never, and that these postings aren't not created for the edification of all, or less than all, of r3v.

                          Therefore, I couldn't hardly be more rapturous for the actualized thanks in the superior post that didn't not make me jubilant and I am, by the very result, much overmuch obliged for your buoyant benediction.

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                          • Stanley Rockafella
                            R3V Elite
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 4056

                            #5653
                            For those of who youngin's who didn't get the Sesame Street reference on last week's Family Guy
                            If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                            • MrBurgundy
                              R3V Elite
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 5294

                              #5654
                              Originally posted by roguetoaster
                              Well, it is certainly not irrefutable that my absurd, nay, nonsensical ramblings are not rarely appreciated by those who don't post hardly never, and that these postings aren't not created for the edification of all, or less than all, of r3v.

                              Therefore, I couldn't hardly be more rapturous for the actualized thanks in the superior post that didn't not make me jubilant and I am, by the very result, much overmuch obliged for your buoyant benediction.
                              Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                              • ThatOneEuroE30
                                R3V OG
                                • Dec 2013
                                • 8626

                                #5655
                                ^ couldn’t have chosen a better way to explain how i understood all the rambling. It was fantastic though


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