Nonsense Thread

[flyboyx]

note to self: don't ever cut up habaneros and then go take a piss. it doesn't matter if you wash your hands or not.

[Swanny]

Thats one way to feel alive. For added fun, attempt to make sex after you do that then try to explain that you don't have the herp

[Andy.B]

'Archer Vice' is easily the best season of archer so far.

[flyboyx]

Thats one way to feel alive. For added fun, attempt to make sex after you do that then try to explain that you don't have the herp

haha! my wife would kick my ass!

[henryki]

Stuck in biology not giving a single fuck. So instead downloaded tinder just for the lolz and to see what its all about. great class time.

[325_e30]

I had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.

[Roysneon]

That's gangster as fuck actually. If you had cut into it with your pocketknife and stitched it up with your own beard hair you would have earned a permanant spot in the manliness hall of fame.

[ahalfacre5]

in on the nonsense because why not? bored as hell at work. also, i hate my job

[Roysneon]

in on the nonsense because why not? bored as hell at work. also, i hate my job

Yes and Yes.

[Dozyproductions]

I had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.

Is there a build thread for that? Did the compressed air just clean out all the gunk so you could cut the nail?

Either way, I'm slowly realizing that khan academy and youtube are making my school obsolete.

[flyboyx]

I had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.

glad you are feeling better, but thats just awful.

[henryki]

After Andy posted on here about Archer I've watched season 3-4 and now on season 5. JUST LIKE THAT OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID!!!!!

[ahalfacre5]

My wife had a miscarriage and is now recovering from a D&E slowly, I started my job October of last year and since then have been late by about 5-10 minutes around 8 times for various reasons and my boss said they would let me go if I was late again period, and I'm moving into a new house for the first time since I got married. Needles to say the stress has started getting to me so much, I started throwing up randomly. Luckily, this whole section of life is almost over.

[Swanny]

I had an ingrown toenail, and couldn't really goto the Dr. seeing how I'm in the middle of no where in China. So I took a can of compressed air and put the tip to my toe and pulled the trigger so to speak... shit hurt and sprayed puss everywhere, but now I can walk again. End of story.

I've always loved lancing in grown nails and draining them out. Such a relief from all the pressure build up. I can't imagine what that shit smelled like since you turned it into a puss scented febreeze spray.

My wife had a miscarriage and is now recovering from a D&E slowly, I started my job October of last year and since then have been late by about 5-10 minutes around 8 times for various reasons and my boss said they would let me go if I was late again period, and I'm moving into a new house for the first time since I got married. Needles to say the stress has started getting to me so much, I started throwing up randomly. Luckily, this whole section of life is almost over.

Wow, less nonsense and more like that fucking sucks. Keep your chin up ol chap.

[ahalfacre5]

Like i said its almost over. moving day is tomorrow! also, my e30 is reving to like 4k out of nowhere so im driving the wifes corolla today and let me say... what a shit box. i cant believe im letting her drive this thing around. time for a new car.. genesis coupe?