Nonsense Thread

[InuFaye]

Wifes pregnant, said i need to sell the BMWs, my guns any other random parts i have acquired....i just smiled and said FUck YOU! ha hope she doesnt leave me!

Cool man! Def don't sell shit so you could raise another human being, thats def not bro at all.

[Thizzelle]

he'll be fine. If poor people can afford 5 kids, I hope he can afford 1.

[E30 Wagen]

I almost pooped my pants at work the other day.

[Roysneon]

I pooped my pants at almost work the other day.

[Pantless Spency]

im sick.
fuck being sick.


@manwithpregnantwife.
is your e30 your DD?
what bmws is she telling you to sell.

i could understand the guns, just keep one thats just for protection.

[ohthejosh]

Wifes pregnant, said i need to sell the BMWs, my guns any other random parts i have acquired....i just smiled and said FUck YOU! ha hope she doesnt leave me!

It's the pregnancy talking man. Feed her some chocolate covered pickles or some shit and she'll STFU.

Never been called, but figured it's worth a shot. Told my GF to watch it and see if the note was still there on her commute.

If note is gone, leave an envelope with a dollar and note stating "Mr. Washington has friends."

If dollar goes and no call. Leave another note with number, a lipstick kiss, and hot pink thongs.

If thongs are gone. Stick dildo in exhaust.

[slammin.e28]

If note is gone, leave an envelope with a dollar and note stating "Mr. Washington has friends."

If dollar goes and no call. Leave another note with number, a lipstick kiss, and hot pink thongs.

If thongs are gone. Stick dildo in exhaust.

You sound like someone who has done this before.

It's so close to being on public property. Ugh. I wanna push it to the side of the road and then get the ball rolling on some abandoned vehicle papers.

[RGCintha29073]

Maybe shes right, e30 is the DD, e24 and euro e23 were the projects and i just sold my Taurus pistol.
She likes those McDonalds chicken nuggets...i wonder if i cover them in chocolate will that be enough for a while!

[ohthejosh]

You sound like someone who has done this before.

It's so close to being on public property. Ugh. I wanna push it to the side of the road and then get the ball rolling on some abandoned vehicle papers.

Determination.

[slammin.e28]

Determination.

The GF is going to drive by it today and see if the note is still there. Won't know until like 6 this evening though.

I'm going to keep putting notes until I get a disgruntled call. I've got a wallet full of old cards from work. GAME ON.

[slammin.e28]

More nonsence:

It was cold as dick outside this morning so I wore jeans to work. Apparently I've gained quite a few pounds over the summer. I am the most uncomfortable person in the world right now.

[ohthejosh]

More nonsence:

It was cold as dick outside this morning so I wore jeans to work. Apparently I've gained quite a few pounds over the summer. I am the most uncomfortable person in the world right now.

Had same issue, but with a more khaki like pair. Got them on. Did a couple squats to stretch them a bit.

Went to class, sat down to quickly and the seams at at the pocket ripped.

FATLYFE.

[slammin.e28]

Had same issue, but with a more khaki like pair. Got them on. Did a couple squats to stretch them a bit.

Went to class, sat down to quickly and the seams at at the pocket ripped.

FATLYFE.

I can feel my nuts in my throat. I'm gonna go home for lunch and throw on a pair of shorts.

[ohthejosh]

Commando + shorts = FREEDOM

[slammin.e28]

Commando + shorts = FREEDOM

Yus! When I get home the pants go into the hamper. Ultimate freedom.