R3v spies

[IRON-E]

True story:
3 weeks ago I got fed with this unknown #, that would randomly call me or text me stupid shit like "aight/thank you/beautiful"
I'd be like wtf? Anyways I decided to engage in a conversation, just like dasboardmonkey suggested. Found out, that it was some LAPD young douche nozzle, flexing his chest. I started to fuck around with him in good ol' r3v fashion, as if Blunt was sticking it to slammin all the while Lambo, Vivek & F34R watched.

Finally he got all upset and calls me, says he's Officer Sanchez of the LAPD, 77th Division and that he'll be tracking my #. I played along and I said "you stupid motherfucker, don't try to pull rank on me!, do you know who I am? I'm FBI's Agent Lawrence, (that's all I could think of ATM) and if you have any sense you won't do that or I'll have IA up his ass so quickly, that he would regret acting up on the phone"
The bullshit I said, seemed to work. He hung up and the next day I got a text read "My apologies have a nice day".........










win?

[Dj Buttchug]

True story:
I started to fuck around with him in good ol' r3v fashion, as if Blunt was sticking it to slammin all the while Lambo, Vivek & F34R watched.

I just fucking LOL'd in class, hahaha total silence broken.

[jaywood]

I just fucking LOL'd in class, hahaha total silence broken.

This. Sitting in class laughing right now! Funniest thing I've read in r3v for a long time.....

[canadiankid]

My little brother had this happen to him yesterday. Says some girl is texting him blah blah blah. I call bullshit. I suspected it was my sister's friend so i tell him to text, "I've got to go I just found out my cousin died in a car accident." About two hours later my sister crashes through the front door crying asking which cousin died. I will not be fucked with via text message.
Give it a shot, if its someone you know someone will ask you who died.

[slammin.e28]

For the record, I FE4R, LBV, and Lambo usually can't contain themselves and end up in between Blunt and I. Usually the ones watching are the ones who get spent first.

I never watch.

[IRON-E]

For the record, I FE4R, LBV, and Lambo usually can't contain themselves and end up in between Blunt and I. Usually the ones watching are the ones who get spent first.

I never watch.

:up:

[xxx-Lost-Soul-xxx]

I did this to one of my co-workers at work. Sat at my desk making a male4male add on craigslist while he was talking shit. All the while he thought I was just working with a maniacal smile on my face.
Then he started getting pictures of dudes dicks being texted to him nonstop all day.

That'll teach them to fuck with you.

lmao Classic!

[fatsooo]

this thread is full of win