Pop-Tarts.....how do you....

[DEV0 E30]

I don't eat them anymore, but when I used to...

Put them in toaster/microwave for not enough time = dissatisfied.

Put them in for just a little too long, burn roof of mouth, endure pain, continue with rest of day = satisfied.

[Mr. Burns]

I have a dedicated team of middle eastern infidels heat them up with power of rage staredown, followed by Vlad chopping it up into a million pieces, renaming it caviar and serving it on a stolen plate from The Olive Garden.

[frankenbeemer]

Is this another build thread?

[slammin.e28]

...eat them.

Microwaved for 14 seconds. Then I start at the top, pick the side with the least amount of icing. I then eat the crust across that side, move down the length, then over to the other side, then across the bottom. I then take two equal sized bites and stack them on top of one another in my mouth, usually icing side out.

This is the best way.

GO.


Yus, I'm bored at work again.