Pop-Tarts.....how do you....

[CorvallisBMW]

Directions: "Open package, throw directly in toilet"

[lambo]

but they come with little bags of jizz to spread on

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[Dj Buttchug]

I end up eating the bag-o-jizz and have none left for my pastries.

I always end up eating the jizz... its just so flavorfull

[slammin.e28]

but they come with little bags of jizz to spread on

I end up eating the bag-o-jizz and have none left for my pastries.

[Dj Buttchug]

but they come with little bags of jizz to spread on

[slammin.e28]

I love me some strudels but I can't just grab them and go like I can Pop-Tarts.

[Dj Buttchug]

fuck pop- tarts.

[lambo]

I eat them cold, start at the end with the least frosting then, breaking it off in little chunks, eat until I reach the other end. I like the frosting covered "crust"...

[TimbyMaTombo]

I don't think I've actually tried.... I'll let you know when I find out.

[slammin.e28]

I only eat the chocolate chip cookie dough ones mostly and I put it in the toaster until it's crunchy then break off the sides and eat them. After that I take a bite of the center and when it's in my mouth, I stand it upright and separate the top and bottom, eat the bottom first then eat the icing side which has a nice crunchy texture by that time.

Can you also tie a knot with a cherry stem? ;)

[TimbyMaTombo]

I only eat the chocolate chip cookie dough ones mostly and I put it in the toaster until it's crunchy then break off the sides and eat them. After that I take a bite of the center and when it's in my mouth, I stand it upright and separate the top and bottom, eat the bottom first then eat the icing side which has a nice crunchy texture by that time.

[Rsully70sev]

I eat them cold, pick around the edges till it's just the frosting and bottom layer left, then break off bite sized pieces casually.

[Ryann]

I have a dedicated team of middle eastern infidels heat them up with power of rage staredown, followed by Vlad chopping it up into a million pieces, renaming it caviar and serving it on a stolen plate from The Olive Garden.

Nice!

[camip]

Toaster then break then into bite sized pieces. Or sometimes during summer I'll freeze the Oreo ones then eat them.

[Xat1cZ]

leave out the micro and biting part and you have yourself a decent blowjob.