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    Robot Bartender

    A man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to ma ke conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.

    Impressed now, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er ahh, 50, I think."

    And the robot says... very slowly, "Sooooooo............. ya gonna vote for Bush again?"

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    #2
    noice.

    kyle
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      #3
      Hahahaha.. ahahahahahaa... HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

      Sucked into you Americans... stuck with Bush...

      Oh. Fuck. That's right.

      Our Prime Minister is basically a carbon copy of him 'cause he blindly follows anything Bush does.

      Damn.
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        #4
        Funny

        "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a little mind." I can't remember who said that, but it makes me think of Bush.

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          #5
          How are those sour grapes these days guys? You lost, get over it. You had the easiest job in the world of getting rid of Bush in 2004, and the democrats threw wet rag Kerry up there. Apparently Humphrey, Mondale and Dukakis weren't enough proof that people don't care for that sort of politician.

          The rest of the world allegedly hates Bush, yet Britain and Australia's PM's suck up to him and both of them got re-elected. Canada's little douchebag Paul Martin kept flapping his gums, and now his government has fallen apart.

          -Charlie
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            #6
            Originally posted by Charlie
            How are those sour grapes these days guys? You lost, get over it. You had the easiest job in the world of getting rid of Bush in 2004, and the democrats threw wet rag Kerry up there. Apparently Humphrey, Mondale and Dukakis weren't enough proof that people don't care for that sort of politician.

            The rest of the world allegedly hates Bush, yet Britain and Australia's PM's suck up to him and both of them got re-elected. Canada's little douchebag Paul Martin kept flapping his gums, and now his government has fallen apart.

            -Charlie
            your damn right our government is falling apart...
            what else besides hockey, beer, lumberjacks, marijuana, and probably the worst military are we good for?
            i love canada. we can talk so much shit cause we know we suck :D LOL.
            but ya...i think bush is a idiot. he doesn't know whats going on...everyone is telling him what to do and he does it.

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              #7
              Does Canada actually have a military? I swear, I get CBC on my cable package, and watch news stories they do on some of their regiments at times. Most of them look like they would get their asses kicked by my high school ROTC.

              -Charlie
              Swing wild, brake later, don't apologize.
              '89 324d, '76 02, '98 318ti, '03 Z4, '07 MCS, '07 F800s - Bonafide BMW elitist prick.
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                #8
                we have some stuff. i think we have 3 submarines, 2 which are being repaired still. (i think those were bought off the french or british).
                some jeeps, a few soldiers, and some armored vehicles. supposedly canada does have the best and most secret special operations (military) group in the world...(think of the game splinter cell).

                edit: oh and i think there is also 1 battleship (small one) and a few f-18's that will soon be grounded because we can't pay for repairs or something...:D LOL its awesome hahahaha

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Charlie
                  How are those sour grapes these days guys? You lost, get over it. You had the easiest job in the world of getting rid of Bush in 2004, and the democrats threw wet rag Kerry up there. Apparently Humphrey, Mondale and Dukakis weren't enough proof that people don't care for that sort of politician.

                  The rest of the world allegedly hates Bush, yet Britain and Australia's PM's suck up to him and both of them got re-elected. Canada's little douchebag Paul Martin kept flapping his gums, and now his government has fallen apart.

                  -Charlie
                  +1
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Charlie
                    Does Canada actually have a military? I swear, I get CBC on my cable package, and watch news stories they do on some of their regiments at times. Most of them look like they would get their asses kicked by my high school ROTC.

                    -Charlie
                    +2
                    PNW Crew
                    90 m3
                    06 m5

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Charlie
                      The rest of the world allegedly hates Bush, yet Britain and Australia's PM's suck up to him and both of them got re-elected
                      Nobody else mounted a strong enough case to kick John Howard out. I can't believe I'm typing this, but he's the lesser of 2 evils.

                      In Australia, you don't win an election, the other side loses it ;)
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                        #12
                        i love it when other people make fun of their own country...lol never happens to the states though..they think they are perfect.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by E30 Wagen
                          Funny

                          "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a little mind." I can't remember who said that, but it makes me think of Bush.
                          Ralph MF'in Waldo Emerson!!! It's from the essay "Self-Reliance". He was the shit! and I can't think of a person who better personifies that quote than Bush.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by King Luis
                            we have some stuff. i think we have 3 submarines, 2 which are being repaired still. (i think those were bought off the french or british).
                            some jeeps, a few soldiers, and some armored vehicles. supposedly canada does have the best and most secret special operations (military) group in the world...(think of the game splinter cell).

                            edit: oh and i think there is also 1 battleship (small one) and a few f-18's that will soon be grounded because we can't pay for repairs or something...:D LOL its awesome hahahaha
                            LOL.

                            That made me chuckle.
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Iain
                              Hahahaha.. ahahahahahaa... HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

                              Sucked into you Americans... stuck with Bush...

                              Oh. Fuck. That's right.

                              Our Prime Minister is basically a carbon copy of him 'cause he blindly follows anything Bush does.

                              Damn.


                              we can say he is bush whipped

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