All my friends left me...

[lambo]

...and now I'm stuck, by myself, on campus until Sunday; when my flight is.

What should I do?

Xbox?

Something productive?

Masturbation marathon?

Tell me, r3v!

[ELVA164]

I'd spend the time setting up elaborate booby traps.

[lambo]

I'd spend the time setting up elaborate booby traps.

They do get back before me... However, one of them is an avid r3v member...

[unevolved]

See how far away from your dorm you can get stark naked.

[e30jake]

Take some sleeping pills and see how long you can stay awake?

[Wschnitz]

See how far away from your dorm you can get stark naked.

This would be hilarious

I second the booby traps. make sure to set up multiple things to drop when someone opens the door, so it looks like they are clumsy and they freak out and clean the room up cleaner then it was before.

Or put cellophane in all of the doorways, and shut off all the breakers so that the lights dont work.

Put double sided tape all over the floor.

Put double sided tape on the doornobs and other things people touch in your dorm.

glue things to the desks and or floors.

You get the picture, leave many presents i say.

[uofom3]

Drink. Heavily.

The solo-fade is good for the mind on occasion.

[be34st]

No Fap november

[TurboJake]

Fill your dorm with packing peanuts and walk away.

[dashboardmonkey]

Masturbate

[Holland]

Productively masturbate to your xbox?

[lambo]

Productively masturbate to your xbox?

[ELVA164]

They do get back before me... However, one of them is an avid r3v member...

Perfect. That just means that when he returns, he will have no idea when it'll happen. Behind the door? Nope. At his desk? Who knows?

I think it adds a certain air of tense mystery to the whole situation.

[Cronopoulos]

Crime scene tape the building off.

[MR 325]

Productively masturbate to your xbox?

Best plan!