stupid brother

[Guest]

So, my brother is addicted to online porn or something because whenever he's online and I walk in the room, he suddenly closes the window and acts all irritated. He's 16, and it's sort of funny, but I swear he's fucking up our computer with all the adware, spyware, viruses from those naughty sites. Anybody know some good pranks I should pull on him?

[318isbmw]

I think I'd just start teasing him about it, stuff like that, dunno wut else you could do.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

*NWS* www.meatspin.com *NWS*

thanks somebody in the AIM chatroom last night for the link.

[Garageaholic]

I think it's the funniest thing gauging his reaction after you walk in on him... He's all disheveled (spelling?).. and he talks about the stupidest shit in a bumbling, stuttering manner because he tries to cover up for his embarrassment... i'm not talking about ur brother personally, but I've witnessed stuff like that. It's hilarious gauging the reactions.....

On the other hand, i'm sure we've all been there at one point or another, but as far as pranks.. i dont really know what you could do...

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

pretend to be an authority figure!

"WE ARE THE FBI! WE KNOW YOU'RE UNDERAGE AND YOU ARE LOOKING AT PORNOGRAPHY!"

[MR 325]

Buy him real porno and tell him to stop fucking up the computer

[318isbmw]

Buy him real porno and tell him to stop fucking up the computer

that'd work, I'd love to see his reaction if you do that. There used to be a guy who was selling porno's out of the back of a VW van up at Mt. Hood during the summer, reminds me of that for a reason.

[E30 Wagen]

It mainly just makes me angry. Our computer is hardly working because of the crap he's putting on it.

[Dave]

password it and don't let him know the password. It ain't rocket science.

[StereoInstaller1]

Take a screenshot of the desktop and place it over the desktop. Make sure the cursor is off the screen...he won't know what hit him.

Of course a forced reboot fixes it, as would ALT-F4.

Buy a router that monitors internet traffic? HIde the history file and proove it was him doing it?

Do you want him to stop looking at porn or do you want the PC to not be fucked up?

GL.
Luke

[fretburnr]

be waiting for him when he gets home with a health/female anatomy book and have the "talk" lol

[808BMW]

Find a hot chick with a hot younger sister.
Screw em both then find a gf for your bro.

[misterlance]

Find a hot chick with a hot younger sister.
Screw em both then find a gf for your bro.

Good thinking except for finding a gf for the bro part.

[chuckybob]

find a high-rez bsod pic, set it as the desktop background, hide the icons and the toolbar. when people ask what happened to the computer, say "i donno...[little bro's name] was the last one i saw using it... i guess he must have fucked it up". if you have more computer knowledge then your bro, tell him that the computer is 100% broken and you have to get a new one.... hell never porn surf again

[Bokes]

https://www.ampland.com

not that i look at porn or anything.