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  • Dozyproductions
    R3V Elite
    • Jan 2007
    • 4682

    #1

    Missed Moments...

    Fuck yeah this is funny. Just wanted this to get the maximum exposure so don't complain to me that I'm linking a reddit thread..

  • Dozyproductions
    R3V Elite
    • Jan 2007
    • 4682

    #2
    Seriously though, this happens to me all the god damn fucking time.

    Weird story but a girl made a move on me while in the walk in fridge at the deli we worked at. Helped her to get something from a high shelf which would, due to space, force me to be all over her. I just did it as awkwardly as possible and she just took it and called me a fucking idiot.

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    • gtdragon980
      E30 Mastermind
      • Jun 2008
      • 1808

      #3
      As silly as this is, unfortunately, I have fallen victim to this a few times...Sometimes you just got to do it and face the repercussions, whether they are good or bad!

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      I stand up, pull my dick out, and asked my gf to give me some noggin... Well, she starts laughing at me and I freaked out and ran off and locked myself in a bedroom.
      1989 325i - Project/weekend driver
      2002 325i - DD
      2005 Suzuki SV650 - Toy

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      • redsubdivisions
        E30 Mastermind
        • Feb 2011
        • 1762

        #4
        Everyone has had this happen to them at one point.

        I look back on the few times it has happened to me and think, "....what the fuck was I thinking?" Lol
        1989 325i - 2.7i, Holset H1C, 60lb injectors, whodwho MS-PNP.
        2012 Passat TDI - DD Duty
        2008 GMC Yukon XL Denali - Kiddie hauler/grocery getter

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        • Pantless Spency
          It's McRib time!!!
          • Feb 2011
          • 7284

          #5
          these are pretty funny hahahahhaa

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          • bikerbill2021
            E30 Modder
            • Mar 2008
            • 933

            #6


            sadly, this has happened to me a few times as well

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            • Sailor37
              E30 Modder
              • Mar 2010
              • 985

              #7
              Some funny ones in there....I can definitely relate.

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              • delatlanta1281
                Dart Master
                • Mar 2006
                • 10317

                #8
                Some great reads there.
                Yours truly,
                Rich
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                Originally posted by Rigmaster
                you kids get off my lawn.....

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                • Stanley Rockafella
                  R3V Elite
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 4056

                  #9
                  personal one for moi...

                  I got a gig waiting tables at this steakhouse outside of Calgary, AB. There was this cute chubby chic who mentioned to me that she was housitting this huge place of some people she knew. She also mentioned it had a hot tub and that I should come over to check it out. I responed with "wtf, I dont have my swimming trunks in my car...why didn't you tell me this sooner?!"

                  For the rest of the night I wondered why she would invite me over, consideirng I dont' carry swimming trunks in my car....who in their right mind carries swimming trunks in their car?!?!

                  About a month or 2 later I finally figured it out :(
                  If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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                  • NotColtonOrr
                    Banned
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 243

                    #10
                    ^^hahahahahaha

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                    • dashboardmonkey
                      FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 6158

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
                      personal one for moi...

                      I got a gig waiting tables at this steakhouse outside of Calgary, AB. There was this cute chubby chic who mentioned to me that she was housitting this huge place of some people she knew. She also mentioned it had a hot tub and that I should come over to check it out. I responed with "wtf, I dont have my swimming trunks in my car...why didn't you tell me this sooner?!"

                      For the rest of the night I wondered why she would invite me over, consideirng I dont' carry swimming trunks in my car....who in their right mind carries swimming trunks in their car?!?!

                      About a month or 2 later I finally figured it out :(
                      Lol
                      -Andy

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                      • CrusherCurtis
                        R3VLimited
                        • Mar 2010
                        • 2532

                        #12
                        Don't I have one of these:
                        I want a nice set of smoked MHW's (I know, get it line)
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                        • mrcheezle19
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 1451

                          #13
                          I decided to read through some old text threads on my phone from girls at college. Boy was I retarded -__-


                          Originally posted by blunttech
                          Dude this is r3v. 20 bucks gets you a used timing belt or a low mileage head gasket

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                          • Dozyproductions
                            R3V Elite
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 4682

                            #14
                            ^Hahaha

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                            • F34R
                              sLaughter
                              • May 2009
                              • 12390

                              #15
                              Originally posted by redsubdivisions
                              Everyone has had this happen to them at one point.

                              I look back on the few times it has happened to me and think, "....what the fuck was I thinking?" Lol
                              This^ but it honestly works out better more times than not. Better to go for it than always wonder 'what if?'
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