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  • Redfox
    E30 Modder
    • Jan 2011
    • 834

    #1

    Captain Crunch

    It's like eating a bowl of razorblades.. At least for me. Anyone else have this problem?

    66
    Yes, it's a a spoonful of razorblades in every bite.
    50.00%
    33
    No, it's not so bad, I'm used to getting cock smacked by Blunt
    25.76%
    17
    Rob
    24.24%
    16
  • der affe
    Moderator
    Technical
    • Dec 2005
    • 8452

    #2
    It is like a mouth full of sharp rocks or broken glass. Tears the shit out of the roof of your mouth!
    seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


    Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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    • Bokes
      E30 Fanatic
      • Dec 2003
      • 1459

      #3
      You should both invest in mouth tampons.
      173rd ABN

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      • dannyyisntt
        No R3VLimiter
        • Sep 2008
        • 3141

        #4
        Originally posted by Bokes
        You should both invest in mouth tampons.
        I like you.
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        • Bokes
          E30 Fanatic
          • Dec 2003
          • 1459

          #5
          Originally posted by dannyyisntt
          I like you.
          I'm glad that I can improve your glorious lifestyle.
          173rd ABN

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          • Redfox
            E30 Modder
            • Jan 2011
            • 834

            #6
            Originally posted by Bokes
            You should both invest in mouth tampons.
            Only if you let me use your mom's. Heard she has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.

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            • Bokes
              E30 Fanatic
              • Dec 2003
              • 1459

              #7
              Originally posted by Sparkles
              Only if you let me use your mom's. Heard she has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
              So you admit that your mouth is a vagina?
              173rd ABN

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              • Redfox
                E30 Modder
                • Jan 2011
                • 834

                #8
                Originally posted by Bokes
                So you admit that your mouth is a vagina?

                No but I'm not the type to be afraid to voice my opinion, so your mother's abnormally large tampons would be appropriate in soaking up the blood and aftermath of a breakfast of captain crunch.

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                • F34R
                  sLaughter
                  • May 2009
                  • 12385

                  #9
                  Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

                  I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.
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                  • Bokes
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 1459

                    #10
                    So much you have to learn to assume I would be offended by any statements regarding my mother.

                    Referencing your ability to verbally defend yourself, I now realize how simple and feeble your mind is because of your incessant dedication to disrespect my mother (RIP). The complete lack of individualism you posses is nothing short of reverting back to a pathetic attempt at being a simple school yard bully.
                    Last edited by Bokes; 01-06-2013, 09:52 AM.
                    173rd ABN

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                    • lambo
                      Captain Scene Points
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 10953

                      #11
                      Originally posted by F34R
                      Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

                      I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.
                      +1

                      noobs

                      Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                      Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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                      • Jand3rson
                        Banned
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 37587

                        #12
                        Pussies. Go eat some Cheerios, they seem to be alright for infants.

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                        • Lodsin
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 734

                          #13
                          Originally posted by F34R
                          Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

                          I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.
                          How it is done. +2

                          Unless you want the Captain Crunch to reach your bloodstream faster, then eat right away.

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                          • mrcheezle19
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 1451

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hugo Stiglitz
                            Pussies. Go eat some Cheerios, they seem to be alright for infants.
                            qft


                            Originally posted by blunttech
                            Dude this is r3v. 20 bucks gets you a used timing belt or a low mileage head gasket

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                            • Redfox
                              E30 Modder
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 834

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bokes
                              So much you have to learn to assume I would be offended by any statements regarding my mother.

                              Referencing your ability to verbally defend yourself, I now realize how simple and feeble your mind is because of your incessant dedication to disrespect my mother (RIP). The complete lack of individualism you posses is nothing short of reverting back to a pathetic attempt at being a simple school yard bully.


                              I am so feeble that I take r3v as srs bsns, my deepest apologies for your complete lack of being able to recognize sarcasm via interwebz.


                              I'm a rice krispies fan, myself.

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