Captain Crunch

[Bokes]

I am so feeble that I take r3v as srs bsns, my deepest apologies for your complete lack of being able to recognize sarcasm via interwebz.


I'm a rice krispies fan, myself.

I know you were sarcastic, but I was trying to incite a little bit of originality instead of going straight to the 'mom jokes'. Those are used by children.



What do you expect when you start a thread complaining that you've been injured by cereal. Perhaps you should tourniquet your neck to stop the bleeding.

PS- Agreed that Rice Krispies are better than Cap'n Crunch.

[MR 325]

You should both invest in mouth tampons.

Hey! I'm glad you're back and I have taken notice.

[Redfox]

I know you were sarcastic, but I was trying to incite a little bit of originality instead of going straight to the 'mom jokes'. Those are used by children.



What do you expect when you start a thread complaining that you've been injured by cereal. Perhaps you should tourniquet your neck to stop the bleeding.

All in good fun, love. No need to be an interweb warrior. I usually don't revert to "your mom jokes" but the initial statement was a quote pulled from a movie, that I in turn referenced due to the statements thrown at hand. Let's all shut the fuck up now, get warm milk with blunty and talk about cereal.

[Bokes]

Hey! I'm glad you're back and I have taken notice.

Give me your car and I won't sneak into your house next time I'm in the States and fill your couch with thumb tacks.

[Bokes]

All in good fun, love. No need to be an interweb warrior. I usually don't revert to "your mom jokes" but the initial statement was a quote pulled from a movie, that I in turn referenced due to the statements thrown at hand. Let's all shut the fuck up now, get warm milk with blunty and talk about cereal.

Was unaware of the quote. Warm milk fucking sucks.

[Redfox]

Was unaware of the quote. Warm milk fucking sucks.

You don't enjoy that warm white milky film left behind coating your throat and tongue? What's wrong with you?!

[deutschman]

I love it so much. Its the serial for masochists! It hurts so good

[Redfox]

I love it so much. Its the serial for masochists! It hurts so good
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A whole lot of fail.

[Bokes]

I'd prefer whiskey in a rocks glass.

[emerson.]

Capn crunch. Only if its the "all berrys" kind is the shits

[der affe]

Pssshhhh steak and eggs bitches!

[gtdragon980]

It's soooo goood thoughh!!

[Bokes]

Pssshhhh steak and eggs bitches!

Yes.

[AndrewBird]

I eat it dry with crushed glass sprinkled on top LIKE A MAN.

[Redfox]

Pssshhhh steak and eggs bitches!

I was gonna say you are such a manly man.. but then

I eat it dry with crushed glass sprinkled on top LIKE A MAN.

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